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[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
If they are over 200 pounds and do even minor activity it will require rougly 3000 calories to sustain their weight. Assuming they consume 600 calories per day they will have a 16,800 calorie deficit per week which would result in losing 4.8 pounds per week. Within 10 weeks they would lose 48 pounds.
So the conclusion is obvious, this person has a super human ability to survive on low calories and needs to be studied for the advancement of science, because obviously they wouldn’t be lying to us on the Internet
[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Do you think it's dumb enough to only count servings? Like this is only 200 calories eats 20 servings I only had 200 calories! REEEEEEE
[–] varialus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe her days are only 5 hours long. Ever think about that?
[–] 3l3m3nT 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Jupiter has the shortest day (roughly 10 hours) and is the largest planet... perhaps this human planet, being larger than Jupiter itself, has an even shorter day?
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
EffYourStandardMeasurementStandards
[–] conchpearls1 ago
They would be kidnapped by NASA by now to discover how to create a perpetual energy machine if it were true anyway.
[–] Splooge ago
What a wonderful post to start my day with. Thanks goat!
[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I see several lard asses at the gym. They don't do shit but stand and watch the tv (doesn't even belong in the gym), play on their phones and once in a while, stretch. I'm sure they tell everyone how active they are. Just walking into a gym doesn't mean you exercise.
[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Too real. My old gym was constantly clogged with fats hogging the best equipment, but obviously doing nothing. She-hams were always hogging the squat racks, doing maybe two squats with 10 lbs and then spending the rest of their "gym time" taking selfies, most likely uploading them to instaham with hashtags like #muhCurves #GirlsWhoLift #datasstho
And they all think that counts as vicious exercise.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I get fats that walk slow on the treadmill and blast the television at top volume. They always watch cooking shows or anti Trump shit.
[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I get a kick out of watching fake news side by side with fox on the bicycle.
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is this the same person from a few weeks ago that counted 20 minutes singing OR walking the length of 2 cars vigorous exercise?
[–] NotYourDoctor ago
I don’t think it’s the same ham, but they all look the same and they all think the same, so who knows?
[–] GhostSkin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Someone should do a Jihad on fat people
[–] BWV1056 ago
Touching pork is haram though.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whenever I see hams going on about whatever sub 1000 cal fantasy they have, I always want to ask them for a breakdown. What did you eat? Did you weigh it? Did you add any type of flavoring/sauce/dressing? What did you drink? They won’t tell the truth, but it would be hilarious to see what they think a 600 cal day looks like
[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oreos: 140 calories per serving (two cookies)
Obeast eats entire container of cookies. "It was only 140 calories!"
[–] delta88 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, they're not necessarily lying. Could've started at 300lbs, or started this "routine" 4 days ago. A lot of fat people assume diet and exercise will automatically make them normal-sized.
[–] man_with_titties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most fat people I know prefer to drink their calories because sucking a slurpy takes less energy than chewing solid food. That is probably the case with this one.
[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
600 call will not sustain health. Exercise is more than changing channels