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[–] madmardigan 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Wow, the level of mental gymnastics necessary to convince yourself that your mind is in control of your out of control eating habits is fascinating.
Freedom through hedonism? Being now thing more than an NPC, indulging yourself constantly, this thing had to go through all that to fall In to the old trap; ignorance is bliss.
[–] elcob32 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
"Following your most natural instincts" is just another way of saying, "behaving like a wild animal".
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This natural instincts stuff makes sense assuming you live in a "wild" environment where food is scarce. But modern humans live in a world where food is more than abundant and the next sugary, fatty snacky snack is a button click away. Of course this obvious to everyone except self-deluding food addicts.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I used to be terrified of what would happen if I let go of my self control around crystal methamphetamine. And THAT in itself is the problem.
[–] jiggaboojammin 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Your instincts tell you to use more crystal meth. Better listen to em.
[–] ShitlordChaser 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Like they would eat a giant lollipop anyway, it takes too long to get the calories into their stomach.
[–] jennyanydots817 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
Ha, that's why I snack on a Tootsie Pop when I want a bit of sweet. It takes me 15 minutes to savor and only 60 calories. Fats can easily consume 600 calories in less time. They don't have the patience for lollipops.
[–] MoltenFat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm waiting for cartoons like this appearing for people shooting up heroin. Just as natural an instinct.
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
...so if you want to eat poop lying on the sidewalk, just go right ahead!
[–] TrollHard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What if instead of a Fatty - it was a man?
And, what if instead it being candy - it was him proudly masturbating in public?
Fatties who make art and posts like this should THINK about that for a second.
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those lollipops are disgusting. Had one as a kid.