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[–] Siacca 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Did Lord Beetus get tired of taking feet?

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ham comic: hyperbolic issue that happens to almost no one MUH DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME WEIGHT LOSS

99.99% of ham issues:

I have this thing that is caused or made worse by excess fat

Lose weight to eliminate the most common causes of this issue.

Reeeeeeeeeee thin people get this problem too

When thin people have this problem it’s due to a genetic abnormality. This is either caused by a genetic abnormality, or more commonly, by excess fat. Lose the fat and then we can tell if we need to treat a rare genetic abnormality.

REEEEEE MUH MEDICAL FATPHOBIA

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[–] CFR223 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And treating them "fairly" entails sending them to specialists for expensive procedures that only slow the leak instead of patching the hole, testing to make sure that the fat bastard with XYZ disorder isn't a 1/1,000,000 genetic fuckup and otherwise coddling them until they die/are rendered immobile at 40.

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[–] Fightinjuice 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'm not a doctor but can't poor blood flow lead to limbs rotting and falling off?

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sure, but it's not "Went to bed and my arm was fine, suddenly oops, arm fall off." I'd presume (also as a non-doctor) if the blood flow were bad enough to lose the arm, that paralysis would set in first?

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[–] Approved 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

yes

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[–] OhTheHamanatee ago 

It's amazing how the useless beast tried to seem smart by showing some random "unrelated" issue, but ended up showing what a dumb useless beast it is.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actually, to keep saying diabeetus is a good way to keep him away - one can't be talking and eating at the same time!

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[–] HST 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Clicked on the link, and before it loaded I realized it could be a gruesome picture warning about complications from diabetes.. Not totally wrong

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Remember when comics were made to be funny, not convey some green haired liberal feel good message about it being okay to be irresponsible? It's not your fault your fat, it's the manufacturer for making it taste so good!

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[–] HaterOfHogs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

exactly, if she wants to lose weight, all she has to do is let go of the fat arm.

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[–] PoopityScoopy 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Jesus christ op that was hard to read. Can we get just a few more pixels next time?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hey, at least having fewer arms will make it easier to lose weight. It will only be able to shovel in food at half the speed now.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't underestimate a fat's ability to eat straight from the feed bag.

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[–] anastasja2202 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It forgot to mention the part where said lost limb was claimed by beetus

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