If you never saw my first post, i managed to get stuck in classes with the two fattest people at my campus(both guys, who look identical thanks to fat). I have one in my math class and one in philosophy. It took me a month before i realized they were different people since their thick layer of lard makes them look identical.
The one in math continues to bring various foods and drinks into class, and has now started to fall asleep. Last class period he literally pulled his arms into its t-shirt before taking a nap mid math class(it’s not an easy class either). During our first test he asked our teacher(while already wearing bulky headphones) if he could listen to music during the test which unfortunately took the teacher by such surprise he agreed to the blobs demands
Unfortunately, the lardass in my philosophy class is worse. Firstly, i swear he’s the same guy I had in my english class while i did dual enrollment last year. I’m almost positive it’s the same name and it has the same weird speech impediment, but the person i had last year was human sized so it would have had to gain ~150lbs in a year. He’s late to class literally every time we meet, and even though our professor has started being rude to him about it the fatasz loves to swear he’s ~not that late~even though he roles in 5 minutes after the class starts. Recently we got new desks/chair in the classroom. Before we had separate tables and desk, with two chairs a desk and last week we got nice new swivel chair with attached adjustable desks(i’ll try to attach a picture of them in the comments since they’re hard to describe) and while i have a good foot and a half between me and the desk fully extended, this motherfucker is so huge he can even pull the desk in front of him. He literally has to leave it at his side since his stomach is so huge it won’t pull in front of it. I wish his shitty ass was so embarrassed h would just stop showing up to class since he always has to make some dumb comment about something, yet for some reason he’s always there
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[–] AbjectSubstance 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Careful with pictures, sinners may try to dox you.