Archived Another ham claiming to have anorexia despite looking like Shrek (imgoat.com)
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Archived Another ham claiming to have anorexia despite looking like Shrek (imgoat.com)
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[–] acheron2012 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Ultimately the ONLY way to lose weight is to burn more calories than you take in.
Anorexia is not a good solution. Taking in no vitamins or minerals is a bad plan. And asking your malnourished system to carry around your morbidly obese body is no doubt doubly bad.
She needs to admit that she didn't become a fat piece of shit overnight and she won't become a healthy weight overnight either.
Eat. But eat healthy foods not garbage. Don't they have like a "Health Class" in high school where you were supposed to learn this stuff?
Anorexia (REAL Anorexia) will probably kill you faster than being a 350 lb land whale. But neither group is going to have to worry about Social Security going broke - they'll never see age 65.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I want to go back in time and give my middle school health teacher a medal. She had an entire unit each on nutrition and exercise, not just a quick “move sometimes and eat your veggies.” She showed us a movie on the obesity crisis and encouraged us to laugh at how bad the fatties looked. This was a private school in the early 00s so you could still get away with logic and fun. She taught us the terms “frontbutt” and “fupa,” and said if we followed what we learned about nutrition and exercise then we’d never have one. I hope she’s still out there encouraging the next generation of shitlords...
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Daaaaaaayum in today's world she would not have a job if she said that stuff! Kinda sad.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Man. Health Class. This brought me back. We only had "health" one year out of 4 high school years. Our teacher was in her thirties and m a s s i v e. She seemed absurdly, comically gigantic to me back then, in the 90s, but I'm sure now if I saw a photo of her from back then, (since let's be real, she's likely gone to the great buffet in the sky, since it was 20 years ago), she'd be the same size as most behemoths I see out in the wild. Shelf ass, beady little dead eyes, pig nose, blotchy flesh, smelled of that weird baby powder scent that's barely masking a lower, fouler odor.
The only thing my health class covered was ~10 months of "if you have premarital sex you will get every disease and die alone and unloved". Also, the unspoken lesson from observing the teacher shift her mass around the room, "don't get fat".
[–] zaimenellen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Their fat brain can't grasp discipline and consistency. You don't have to do some fancy shit,you don't have the "badge" from anorexia or something,you just have to do your steady homework of counting calories and eat at a proper deficit.