[–] DrFingers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wouldn't risk grave injury standing in front of someone's car to stop them, just get a picture of their face and car/license plate and turn it over to the cops.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just pay for your damn beetus. It's not that much money. Hams would rather run someone over on camera than just pay for snacks.

[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What the fuck would it want from an AutoZone though? Mufflers?

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They like carbs so maybe they saw carburetors on sale and got their carbs confused?

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Uhhh cars I don't wanna correct you, but you do realize that their beetus bills are like $50+?

[–] shadow332 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Human garbage.

[–] DancingCat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Should have slashed its tires, it can't get far on foot.