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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Knowing it's sanitary habits already, you should had been thankful it saved you the possibly of getting Hep C in your moment of weakness.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Then proceeds to squirt a disgusting amount of ketchup in the bowl, mix it together, and eat the entire 3 boxes of Mac n cheese in front of me.

Proof that fatties cannot cook.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Cooking is becoming rarer, even among humans.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's pretty sad.

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[–] soda_crackers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Pretty cool you got to live with a famous Twitch streamer though.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I just realized I've never heard a story starting with "I had a fat roommate...." that ended up being positive, or neutral, or even only slightly negative. I'm not just talking about fph - I'm talking about every fat roommate story I've EVER heard . In 4 years of college with those cookie cutter 4br apartments, I've met a TON of people who have been matched up with a random roommate/someone they didn't choose to live with. Every single time I hear a fat roommate story it ends up something like this one: disgusting pig, bad hygiene, no respect for others space, filthy glutton, etc. I don't know where this "big fat party animal that sets off his/her disgusting appearance with a great personality" trope came from. God I fucking hate fat people.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes the mention of "room mate" sent a shudder through me as I recalled living in shared-houses. Human beings aren't meant to share living quarters - end of story. We all have different preferences for doing things. We forgive faults/different habits in partners but that's due to love making us blind!

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[–] Palindromedan [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That’s because people who have no respect for themselves have even less for others. It was exactly the case with this guy. Kept his room like a sty, had a huge sense of entitlement, expected everyone else to do everything for him. Oh and that one time he cooked was the only time in a year and a half I ever saw him cook. The rest was fast food. Ever see someone eat FOUR Big Macs in one sitting? Or pretend to go to the gym but hide in the car the whole time? Fats be fattin.

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[–] George_Takei 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats gonna fat. But like others commented. You dodged a bullet here.

Let me guess. A box of this disgusting shit is already far too much.

I can't understand that you need ketchup for stuff like that. My latest ex did eat far to much stuff with Mc Donald's brand Ketchup. Our relationship didn't last long and I'm happy about that. I'm still disappointed with myself that we were together at all.

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sometimes you have to be with someone for a little while before you see their true colours, so don't feel too bad. At least you had the sense to leave when you knew it wasn't going to end well for you. There are still decent, sane people out there, just avoid the fats as best you can if/when you decide to date again. Good luck out there :)

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[–] ShitfacedShithead 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats are so unreal... I can't even finish one box of mac n cheese in a single sitting. How does someone fit that much food in their stomach?! There's no way that their internal organs are the same as humans. I suspect they evolved from cows, since they too must also have four stomachs.

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[–] Palindromedan [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Seriously. I struggle with 1/2 a box. Sometime for fun, buy 3 of the 89¢ boxes and make them all with water just so you can see what an abhorrent amount of food it is. I was stunned he ate it all. I’d have been sick from overeating

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[–] eatstars 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I haven't had prepackaged pasta in years, but I imagine it looking somewhat like my weekly meal preps

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[–] DontBeAFatty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

On the bright side, Lord Beetus has probably already rid the world of this monstrosity.

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[–] Palindromedan [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I’ve been hoping. This guy was such an arrogant asshole on top of being planetary - oh and he never worked a job. Just lived off rich parents while contributing nothing to society.

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[–] Onion84 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously, for a hambeast it's a superhuman effort to boil some pasta and throw cheese on it.

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