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[–] CthulhuDelay 1 point 106 points (+107|-1) ago 

Electrolytes. It's what fats crave.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

BRAWNDO FOREVER

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[–] badruns 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

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[–] Z3xxy9 ago 

Came here for brawndo!

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Water? You mean like out the toilet? Guffaw!

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[–] Humansized 0 points 83 points (+83|-0) ago 

Cant drink water or you will die. Holy shit. There should be a bottom allowable iq, if youre below it you have 1 year to test better or youre killed. Humanity gets nothing by treating these idiots like equals.

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[–] Caesarkid1 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

They even get privately bussed to the polls!

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[–] 2Weird2Live 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And given tax payer money.

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[–] Captain_Faggot 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Anything under 70 needs to be executed now. Add one point per year for 40 years and we'll be better off as a species at the end.

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[–] teatime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Couldn't agree more. There have been a few too many generations of terrible parents it seems...

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or at a minimum don't allow these morons to vote.

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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

1 year? Don't take the risk! They might reproduce during that time.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ever read A Brave New World? We don't need to kill them, just make sure they understand in which class they are and be happy that they are that class. They can be useful, under proper direction.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm pretty dumb, so thinking that there are people that are less intelligent than me is depressing. :(

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[–] VoatieMcVoatFace 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks like we are on the path to Idiocracy.

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[–] PuritySpiral 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

The only solution is for smart people to fuck like crazy. Condoms, who needs 'em? Not enough money for 6 kids? Fuck it, we'll eat beans and rice for a decade or three, the kids will have to read and play outside instead of watching TV or playing video games because we can't afford either, and we'll make 'em wear hand-me-downs. The high IQ populace needs to reproduce above replacement rate.

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[–] shitlordin 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Sadly it will never happen because smart people are aware of both the financial and personal costs of having children. Idiots don't ever factor that it.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah... smart people don't have kids :(

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[–] George_Takei 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

The only solution is for smart people to fuck like crazy.

Helloooo. -kissing sounds-

edit Finally I can use this account for what is was meant. Saying "hello" and making kissing noises.

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[–] redcandles 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

What the fuck are you doing with your life if at some point you have to go out and actively search information on whether you can survive only drinking 100% safe, unlimited water.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What kills me is that it’s not even actively searching out actual information, it’s asking its retard friends and going by their opinions. Hope it does the same for bleach - I hear that’s flavoured...

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[–] FaaipDeOaaid 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

This is fat logic at its finest. As we all know, the reason that EVERY ancient civilization before the infusing of electrolytes died because they only drank plain water. It's what happened to Mayans for sure.

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[–] Octoclops 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Well technically they did all die

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[–] Anti-Stupid 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That’s the joke...

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I heard that you can't go more than two days without flavor, or you'll implode.

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[–] leweb 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

it’s a known fact that if you drink nothing but water you can die

Of course, that’s why the Neanderthals went extinct. They only drank water. Homo Sapiens survived only because they drank piss. Later they invented Coca-Cola so they didn’t have to do that.

Makes sense.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fact: everyone who has ever eaten carrots will die.

Conclusion: eating carrots will cause you to die.

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[–] man_with_titties 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fact: If you eat carrots every day for 100 years you will live a long life.

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