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[–] wolflink009 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Haha I don't feel guilty about eating crappy because I know I will never let myself become fat. A few days ago I ate an entire 6 pack of Krispy Kreme donuts, wasn't my proudest moment admittedly lol.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's the best part about being a shitlord. Doing fat things in front of fat people and making them jealous because the refuse to put in the work to be skinny and blame others/condishuns/fate.
[–] BeetusJustBeetus [S] ago
Oh yeah. What I love is when we go to a work-sponsored event with free food. I will eat more than even the Obeasts. Then you know they have to chime in: "Just wait another 10 years and your metabolism slows down."
No, that's not going to happen. I get to eat like this because I have self-control. I'm aware of how high my calories for today are, so I will compensate where I need to, unlike you fatasses.