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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are always so slow and just take up so much space. My weekly workout plan is about 25 different exercises and I go through them pretty quickly depending on equipment availability. My core circuit is 5x40s so about 15 minutes with rest periods and I always see small to deathfats halfassedly attempting the same set of curls in that whole time, being in the way. I rarely see bad gym etiquette from fit ppl, even the swolebros. It's always fat fucks who ruin it.

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[–] hels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The only thing normal people do that annoys the fuck out of me is standing a foot away from the weight rack while doing their exercises.

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[–] caesah ago 

They're also bad at yelling at each other despite being a foot away.

Strongfats have awful gym etiquette.Yelling conversations, and there's one dude who releases his weights so high they start bouncing towards people. I see tons of women who love working out in just a sports bra but hate wiping down their shit.

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Pretty sure "they are trying to improve" is fat sympathy bannable offense, no one gives them any credit for that here. They are fat, period.

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[–] madmardigan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Need to find a gym built on top of a hill with parking at the bottom. Or have a second floor with a two story staircase, fats will attempt to climb up out of spite but will be too exhausted to use the equipment. Just put a few couches and a snack bar up there to distract them from interfering with the humans.

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[–] freakspeely 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I go to a 24 hour gym at a ridiculously early hour because I thought it’d be a good way to avoid a crowd as well as fat globs taking up space on equipment. What I’ve discovered is there are still fat asses soooo determined to “better” themselves that they’ll show up around the same time, gallon jug of water in hand, workout gear on...and they do the absolute least amount of work that they possibly can. I mean they lift a kettle bell 5 times and call that a workout. Sometimes they’ll shuffle over to the cardio equipment (where they need to be) and put in 5 minutes on an elliptical but never a day again after that. If they travel in a pack then it’s on a treadmill going as slow as possible while watching HGTV and having dumbass conversations. I can tell that they’re all still eating like shit because they do this for WEEKS and sometimes MONTHS (if they last that long) and still look the damn same. Fuck fats, wasting their own damn time because they can’t stay away from double cheeseburgers and fries three times a day.

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[–] BuffyTheHamSlayer 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I fucking hate fats at the gym. Luckily my gym largely seems to attract people who are serious about their workouts - mostly shitlords training hard, only a few smaller grease goblins snail pacing it on the treadmill. But whenever there are fats present, it’s like they go out of their way to be a pain in the ass. They never put the weights back on the rack, they spend literal half hours hogging equipment just to complete a few reps, they never wipe off the machines despite sweating all over it. When I work out, I want to be as efficient as possible, meaning that I want to show up, train hard, complete my sets and leave, but when fats are just standing around being in the way, it makes it harder. Can’t they just fuck on over to Planet Fitness and eat some pizza?

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[–] Liberameya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should call them out on it and tell them to put shit back where they found it... If they fee, tell them to wipe their smelly Armor All sweat off the equipment

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[–] GasImmigrantPolacks ago 

All fats are inconsiderate, regardless of if they go to the gym for their 10 min. workout or not.

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[–] thelma 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Can't wait for this movie.

"The Fat People Who Control Me"