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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
More likely so that she doesn't expend any calories by having to move faster than a waddle to keep up.
Kids like to go fast. They run everywhere, all the time. I'm assuming it's been like this since the dawn of mankind. If you are too out of shape to deal with it, then you are a shitty parent.