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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I can already see some hams putting this on and looking at themselves. They think, "Yes, I look so much better now. I used to look ridiculous with a hanging, 'pendulous' belly, but now I look positively stunning with my fupa girdle." At best, this is a lateral move in terms of looking fat and stupid.

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[–] GuyLeDouche 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

holy fuck, the term 'belly belt' makes me want to throw up

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[–] Onion84 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"Wearing an abdominal belt not only helps you look skinnier but will also help you feel healthier"

Or, ya know... You could lose weight and actually BE skinny, not just look skinny, and BE healthy, not just feel healthy.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Buuuuut, buuuut, that takes weeeeerrrk!

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Next up: The BelliWheel.

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[–] Natanya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What cursed hell is that from?

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

2000 AD. Megacity 1. Judge Dredd. Ahead of its time.

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[–] Atkho 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Let me guess. Top Review: This thing is too small even though I ordered the xxxl.

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[–] Shitwherever 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

One size fits most, 42-60 inches. They don’t have real woman sizes!!!

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[–] DinoTurds69 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

pendulous abdomen

Legit grossed me out. These two words have no business being together like that.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Girdles have been around for decades

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That term is triggering! We need new terms! Like, "tummy brazziere". That'd hit the soyboy demographic better.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's called a girdle

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[–] NothingExtra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've seen them as back braces for people that have a hernia or other damage to their spine/musculature. Not for self-inflicted shit like this...

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[–] stefwithanF ago 

I've used something similar after my cesetions. Which, you know. Major surgery. I can't recall feeling especially skinny-looking.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever ago 

Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they haven't existed. People use to have shame and be embarrassed about having to use them, as people use to be embarrassed to be fat.

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[–] Atkho 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pannus hammock

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