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[–] lava 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I feel like someone should try and prank them. Like seduce them, get their pants off, and pretend like their penis is just gone. "Your dick is gone! What do you mean you didn't know, can't you see?"
[–] baddreamstonight [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Brilliant!.....But I don't volunteer.
[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can you imagine the smell of their unwashed taint once you take their pants off?
gag
[–] Ojoj ago
The day my man can't see his dick, is the day I refuse to look at it anymore until he sorts that shit out.
Thankfully he's about 19-20 BMI with the 'I'd rather be skinny than fat' mentality, so I doubt that day will come any time soon.
[–] ShitArchon ago
On a related note, only a minority of London men are white, much less British. And I don't mean there's a thriving Chinatown or a bunch of Indian or Korean convenience store owners. It now feels like a Third World mixture of the Caribbean's and Pakistan's worst, most joyless elements and not the England tourists actually want to see. A fat Third World mixture.
[–] rakki ago
Well there goes my fantasy of meeting a charming and handsome Englishman and going on a walking tour of the island together.
THANKS, FATTIES.
[–] HorsesHateHams ago
Lol.. They have to be TOLD to check if they can see their manhood?! What stupid fat fucks.
[–] Opposite_Santa ago
Man, I can't even imagine being that fat.
[–] AOU ago
So much for HAES.
[–] ShitArchon ago
You've just triggered Caleb Luna and Matthew "why won't skinny white boys on Grindr fuck me, an HIV-positive queer Latino man of size" Rodriguez with that comment.
[–] 965829? ago
Either that, or small penises are predictive of Type 2 Beetus.
[–] JircleCerking ago (edited ago)
[NSFL thoughts] Now I am trying to image them trying to have sex.
Assuming the man can get hard, despite his terrible heath, does the fat prevent full penetration? What if there are two fatties, do they have to shift fat aside?... going to go vomit now.