Months ago I was driving to work, same as I do five days every week, when I was rear-ended. A car in front of me had stopped suddenly, so naturally I stopped behind them. When I looked back in my rear-view mirror, I see a car coming up behind me pretty quickly. They didn't stop.
I moved over to the shoulder right there where it happened, and the other car followed. We get out of our cars to see the damage. My car had scratches and a little chipped paint on the rear bumper. The front end of his rusting POS was ruined; the grill was smashed, headlights smashed, radiator dented in, hood bent up, etc. He called the authorities, and they arrived to check things out.
Now, here's where it gets relevant. The driver was overweight, but probably not obese. His girl in the passenger seat, however, was a fucking ham. I didn't even notice her until the ambulance arrived, because she didn't get out until they arrived to carry her out. The both of them left on stretchers. I was late for work, so I just drove to work.
One of my hobbies is working on my car. I installed the brakes myself, and they're not just any brakes. Some internet research pointed me to affordable high performance street brakes. It's my responsibility as a driver to ensure my car can stop when it needs to. So, because I'm not a piece of shit on the road, my car stops when it has to, and I pay attention to when that is.
Fast-forward to today, and I just get off the phone with my insurance company. Apparently the fatties filed a lawsuit for medical damages. The insurance guy told me they have me covered with a lawyer and everything, but I'm pissed anyway. These greedy fat bastards didn't keep up with their car's maintenance, screwed up driving it, damaged my car, and now they want MY money? It's almost amusing that they think they have a chance at it. It's enfuriating that they think they're fucking entitled to it.
Update: I got a call back from my insurance guy. They settled. My company paid in $3000, and the other company paid in some as well. On one hand, I have nothing to worry about now. On the other, those hams just got paid for being dicks.
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[–] belil569 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Had a similar thing happen. Was in a drive threw before a shift and some butter beast thought it would be funny to back up into me. When I yelled at them to stop and pull forward they did.... then reversed again into me at higher speed...... buddy and his spawn get out of the car and they had to be 300 a piece if not more. They start screaming at me about what a prick I am and what not. That is until I get out of the car. Not exactly a smart choice to try to ram law enforcement off the road and try to screw with them at 4am prior to breakfast. Needless to say they didnt go any where for quite some time.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OH man. I would pay to see this. Thank you.
[–] belil569 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would have found it amusing if my wife wasnt in the car with me.
[–] Venom7190 ago
My dad is a fed. One day he told me this hilarious story that he and his partner were on the freeway and his partner wouldn't let this car into the lane. Either he cut the car off, or didn't let it in the lane, I cant remember. But anyway, the person decides to lug a full water bottle at their car window. Little did they know, they attempted to vandalize an undercover federal police car. So they flipped the lights on and pulled them over. Lo and behold they were two massive planets that looked straight from tumblr. Dyed hair, terrible clothing, piercings, everything. The type where you couldn't tell if they were male or female. So my dad and his partner surrounded their car and screamed at them. They were 'terrified' and 'triggered' so they starting holding each other's hands. Upon further investigation, they were a lesbian couple. I wish I could of been there to see the look on their faces. That shit must of been priceless.
[–] belil569 ago
The only look these things have is 'triggered' or hungry.
[–] Ritley ago
Was the drive thru at dunkin donuts?
JK man, hope you fucked them over
[–] belil569 ago
A Tim Hortons. Good old shitlording from Canada.