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[–] FupaHooper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Please link to archive sites; xojane is poison.

I've never sat directly next to a fat on a plane, but damnit if there isn't a ham directly behind me every time I'm in coach. They're the only ones who get pissed if you recline your chair (truthfully, it's a movement of a couple of inches). One asked if I could move it back; I told her very politely that I paid for a seat that can recline and I'm going to recline it.

She kicked the back of my seat at intervals. The joke was on her, though; my parents had a minivan when I was a kid and my little sisters spent a lot of time in the third row kicking my seat on road trips. I'm almost immune!