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[–] thebearfromstartrack ago
Some times I imagine Katie Holmes coming to my front door and begging me for sex. There I said it.
[–] Dagdamor 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And then you send her away because she forgot to wear a low cut blouse as requested.
[–] 13974514? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Need to be 20 low cut blouses NEXT!
[–] thebearfromstartrack ago
Actually you're right! Or something equally as unexpected and hilarious. Or I'm with another celebrity at the time. Stuff like that.