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[–] Subotai1982 [S] 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

I've been single for a while and a couple I'm friends with tried to set me up with a fat chick. They meant well, but I have to admit, as shallow as it is, my ego was kinda hurt. It's like "Do they see me as not good enough to get anything more than a fat chick?"
As far as I'm concerned, the fat chick's only purpose is to make her friends be glad they are not her. I know, that's harsh. Gotta stop thinking like this.

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[–] Cowtownrunner 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

A ‘friend’ tried to set me up with a fat dude (her fat friend’s brother) many many moons ago before I hooked up with my in shape husband. I never truly forgave her. I don’t talk to her anymore, that’s for sure. I was very hurt and told her so. She told me that I shouldn’t be so shallow.

But seriously like I want some sweaty pig with a buried dick. Fucking gross.

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I'd love for these people to explain to me how it's "shallow" to have, as a bare minimum standard, a stubborn determination to date people who love and take care of their own body.

You can just as equally argue that you find it hideous to think a fat person is capable of loving someone else if they can't first love themselves enough to take care of their own body and not take on the risk of dying young. Because what if you decided to not be "shallow," date and marry the fat fucker? He gets fatter, dies of heart disease in his 50s and there you are with grieving kids. Refusing to allow that to happen is the opposite of shallow.

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A true friend would never pull such a thing.

"Here's a (most likely diseased) sack of shit nobody wants - I'd like to unload it on you."

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[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

“Oh, I am shallow because I like my own species, am I?! Then YOU go fuck him!

And go fuck yourself while you’re at it.”

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[–] Tacohell 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I had a group of skinny coke hipsters hate me because I wouldn't date their 350lb friend within the group during my community college years. Wtf, it's like a purposeful setup to shout people out as shallow, I swear! None of them were fucking any fatties.

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[–] Mayhawk 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

IIRC random fat chicks in a group of pretty girls were called "grenades" in the old pick-up lingo.This was typically countered by having the wingman take the grenade.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Now theyre called DUFFs. Dumb Ugly Fat Friend.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Your friends probably figured it would be an easy way to get you laid. Fat chicks have no self-respect, so they will fuck anything that shows the slightest interest. Don't stoop to that level. Fat chicks are like mopeds; sure, you can ride one, but it makes you look like a loser. Just don't do it.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hey now. Mopeds are fun.

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[–] Humansized 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ive always hated this analogy. Vespas look amazing i would love to have one. Atleast on a moped no fats are going to ask for a lift.

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[–] Urgan-nagru 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My friends did the same fucking thing! It wasn't a date but a get together with all our friends and some of their friends and they really hyped up this chick that was to be there. Made it clear they thought we would get along well.

She was atleast 80kg, but she was dressed up and wore even more makeup than other girls there. She cleary put a lot of effort into looking presentable (hair, make up, nails..) which is something I usually like. But on a fat chick it's just pathetic and actually kind of disgusting. Like she would have somehow been less revolting if she didn't try to fix herself up so bad.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She was atleast 80kg, but she was dressed up and wore even more makeup than other girls there. She clearly put a lot of effort into looking presentable (hair, make up, nails..) which is something I usually like.

But on a fat chick it's just pathetic and actually kind of disgusting.

Even worse--and much more common--is them being lazy in ways you seldom see on thin people. I've seen way more fat men than thin men with the hideous soul patch facial hair pattern DarkSydePhil and WingsOfRedemption proudly sport, despite it being exponentially worse than normal beards and mustaches. Likewise for fat women and lazy topknots/pixie cuts/"May I Speak To The Manager?" haircuts.