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[–] 13873610? 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

but I thought all men secretly fuck and desire fat women. I thought fat girls were out here fucking high quality men on the regular. that's what they always tell me. the statistics must be wrong -- much as the statistics supporting the high mortality rate of obesity are also wrong. fat women are desired! fat women are worshipped! your man wants a fat woman!

do you think... fat women do that? just go on the internet and lie?

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[–] SlowResponseTime [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Real women have curves, you know. Only dogs like bones. Fatties are getting all the primo dong... that dong can't fuck the fatty because, yanno, fat, but regardless, moocow is getting the cream of the crop.

//Walks off to laugh and finish cooking

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Also shaming women for their weight is wrong,how shallow do you are???

After a second:

That anorexic skinny bitch is ugly and a whore!

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[–] Fjord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Same for short men

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[–] jagz 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is no surprise. Look up "buried penis" or "fat vagina." (Or then again, take my word for it). You can literally have too much fat around your genitals to actually achieve penetration (this can be a male and/or female problem). It's kind of both amazing (in that nature finds a way to try to ensure sterility) and sad (in that even the inability to screw doesn't motivate them to lose weight).

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fats always lie because they’re bad people. They’re also bad at lying because they’re stupid. So they’re really ridiculously easy to call out and make fun of. They’re kind of low hanging fruit, you have to admit.

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[–] SlowResponseTime [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They’re kind of low hanging fruit, you have to admit.

Yeah, you're right, but that's due to gravity. grins

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[–] and_also 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

i can't help but notice that 'lower alcohol use' is in there.

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[–] Czechmark 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They could have also said higher alcohol use and not been wrong

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[–] cdglow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Q: How do you find a fat woman’s vagina?

A: Roll her in flour and see where it sticks.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

As much as they sweat? That's a lot of vaginas

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[–] droopy2525 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Plus technically you mean vulva, vaginas are on the inside

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pick any roll, it will do...

hurk I'll see myself out now.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, obeasts tend to compensate for the obesity with very high alcohol usage.

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[–] SlowResponseTime [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

and considering the sugar in alcohol.....awe fats, really thinking on your chubby sausage toes, huh? :P

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[–] derram 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/NoMVV :

Why People Become Adult Virgins - Business Insider


This has been an automated message.

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But I see fat couples with children. How they do it? My girlfriend who is one of the nicest girl on the planet but slowly swithcing to shitlording,ask me every time how they can make love and I can't answer her question. I f someone could help me,I will glad.

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[–] NoMoreScreenNames 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Isn't there a post (was it here or on reddit-?) about a fat couple who was aided in sex by the malefat's mother, using a piece of plywood or a broomstick to pull the femalefat's fupa out of the way so he could manage to insert his apparently not too buried penis? Anyone else remember that post (which I hope sincerely was a trolling attempt)?

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[–] SlowResponseTime [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My best bet.

Fats have plenty of 'em, just laying around. :P

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