[–] Shitladyliberty 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Panda bears get fat on bamboo, sea cows eat kelp, whales eat plankton and poor people stay thin on frozen pizza and soda. Fat people are utterly perplexed by this and they consider the calorie to be an unsolved mystery.

[–] Byaku 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Loook at its pained facial expression.

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Now, imagine it posing in front of mounds of cake and soda.

[–] Rshack 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You would need one of those super advanced cameras that can film a bullet penetrating through an apple, because that food wouldn't last long enough for a regular camera to capture.

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Beets and bok choy? Yeah sure. I bet its mouth wouldn't be closed so tightly if there was a pepperoni pizza in sight.

[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There's a five gallon tub of ranch dressing there too, it's just behind it.

[–] Siacca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Of course there's tons of fruits and vegetables there. Those are the only things she won't eat. All the junk food has already been inhaled.

[–] mrwrolguyy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What is this fat trying to prove.... look at those arms its crisco

[–] belil569 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The ironic thing is it is what livestock would probably eat.

[–] Peanut_Butter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Comparing fat people to livestock is insulting to livestock.

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Hey Billy come ere and take mama's picture with dis funny lurkin' green thangs!'

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