[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

[–] 13778796? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

haha I love how fat they made her face. accuracy matters.

[–] IAmMightGuy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

to be fair that is a decent poem from a technical standpoint atleast

[–] Slavosaurus2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Murmaider murmaider murmaider

[–] Humansized 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lyrics all changed to food instead of weapons.

[–] Slavosaurus2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Carbs? Check Fats? Check Diet drinks? check

[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That doesn’t sound like a kid’s story at all. It sounds like fetish porn.

[–] Eisregen 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah the subtle sexual overtone of a pig fucker fetishising the protagonist creeped me out, too.

[–] MoltenFat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ursula's origin story.

[–] theoldones 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"she's nasty. she's gross"

well thank you for warning me then. any sensible parent would shoot you on sight for that.