[–] SugarPie 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

...is it just...wrapped in a bed sheet??

[–] Siacca 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What else are you supposed to wear when you're so fat you've fuse to the bed?

[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's impossible to say. That could also be a wedding dress she bought at a boutique for 1000$. It would look exactly the same.

[–] mrwrolguyy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yep I can believe that... Its called enlarged heart due to obesity... Lord Beetus will forklift you away soon.

[–] Ackmands 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

All hail the fairest of Lords.

[–] Siacca 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Cardiomegaly from congestive heart failure? Sounds right.

[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's the Meg. Megalocardia.

[–] EvilQueenII 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It looks so fucking smug and proud of itself. Or predatory, if there's a slice of cheesecake being dangled on a string off-camera to its right.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

True. Many parts of your body can fail and you can survive. However, if your heart fails, that's the end. This is why should should lose weight and take better care of it.

[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same with your liver. There's no dialyzing for your liver. You just up and die, but very very painfully.

[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"My enlarged heart is being compressed by my ribcage."

[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

MVP this fatties left ventricle.

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