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[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Jesus there goes my appetite for the week

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Week, heck, after that image, I don't think I'm eating until Christmas!

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[–] jingle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don’t know why I look at this site while I’m pregnant. Just makes my nausea worse

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[–] ScarletNite 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just threw up in my mouth

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[–] BruisingFatHate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I puked a little thinking about that

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[–] iHakKing 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This cow is still alive? Is Lord Beetus on vacation or something? There’s a lot of fuckers that need culling.

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[–] CFR223 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Death pool? What's that?

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Patience, Christmas isn't every day. This thing...its lifespan is best measured in months, not years.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yup. Glutton and Larders for one. Tess Pigster. Ragin' Chestpain. Whitney Lard Bore.

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[–] DrBlitzkreig 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

So this is one of the famous salads that fat people eat. I get it.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"salad"

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[–] Onion84 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

So processed stuff, a hint of veggies with sugar, mayo and cheese. I don't know about 'murica, but that's not what I would call a "salad". It's more like a spread. We do this sometimes with ham, eggs, cheese and a touch of mayo, plus spices or garlic, but it's a small bowl for 4-6 people... Dear God... It made all that for 2 people... Also, it has no neck! Like it's a fucking pyramid! How??... Why??...

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[–] jynnan_tonnyx 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

That is exactly a salad in the southern US. Grab an econo-sized mayo jug (not kidding, they come with handles). Dump it into a salad bowl, it's the bowl that makes it a "salad". Add in at least a pound each of shredded cheese and pasta. Then salt, pepper, garlic, hard-boiled eggs, bacon bits, onion, peas, w/e, and maybe some lettuce for extra legitimacy. Also as you mentioned, some will add straight sugar into the mix as well.

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[–] Onion84 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm truly shocked. Sounds more like mayo soup. Do they eat that with bread or something, or just scoop it out of the bowl?

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[–] Byaku 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Non-murican here. That sounds disgusting as hell :c

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[–] projection 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

FUCKING HELL!!!

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Someone married this thing and wakes up next to it every day.

What the fuck, men?

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[–] ButterBeater9000 ago 

Not every day, not for long.

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[–] Byaku 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why would a salad have fucking creamy consistency. Whatever happened to enjoying the taste and textures of delicious raw vegetables? Fucking fat fucks.

BTW I fucking hate fat voices.

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[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How are people posting such positive comments!?

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I've always assumed her husband pays for bots.

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[–] tigerlilly_50049 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The negative comments are quickly deleted.

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[–] BruisingFatHate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why not just comment all at once? It'll be hard to delete 100+ comments coming at you all at the same time..

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[–] itsallajoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't think that was ever a thing. And I'm thoroughly versed in the American supermarket.

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