[–] mrwrolguyy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Man that's some strong rope!

[–] g33k3ss 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

And a very strong beam!

[–] Ice-and-Fire 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I used to be a challenge course director and facilitator. I used to say that "We could send an elephant down the zipline, and the ropes would hold."

I never thought anyone would take that as a challenge to weigh the same as an elephant and go on ropes.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

All that rope and you couldn't put a little bit around your neck?

[–] DethLeppard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Put an apple in her mouth before roasting on the spit?

[–] Boosted 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Best comment:

'Anyone's heart would be fiercely passionate if it had to work at 400% capacity. Being fat isn't inspirational btw.'

[–] Atkho 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

K I'll be back this evening with a salad.

[–] Spacyyy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I like to compare how quickly these hams delete comments. Let's see how this one does.

[–] AbjectSubstance 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Again... ugh. Leave the submission and feminine delicacy to attractive women, please.

Also wtf, I'm neither fat nor a woman, and I still have bigger breasts. Must be hard to be so dissonant all the time when you're main talking point of being thicc doesn't apply to your sexual areas.

[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Too easy...

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