[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That kid Bowie is fucked. His mom won't live to be at his high school graduation.

[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That's a good thing.

[–] Humansized 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Theres alot of reeeing about "beauty comes in every shape". No. It doesnt. Sorry. You drank the koolaid, this is not now, never has been, and never will be beauty.

[–] Charlez6 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life."

Yeah, you probably would have vowed to never let yourself get so unhealthy and grotesque.

[–] TantricPanniculus7 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Photo courtesy of Google Earth

Gold.

[–] Proud_couverite 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think it's safe to say the only people ok with this are the hamplanets themselves and their pigfucker husbands

[–] redpilledblackguy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Exactly. I mean, you ever notice how alot of these guys who are with these fat chicks are never as fat as them, or are even fit?

[–] deployable 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Think you're right, hopefully heart attacks/strokes when fatties read these.

"Don't tREEEEEger me this early in the morning!"

https://consskep.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/explodinghead.jpeg

[–] Prepackaged 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I didn't know that Mess Hollandaise was 5'3". Somehow that makes it worse.

[–] walkthedog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not a single positive one that I saw. Nice.

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