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[–] shadow332 [S] 14 points 65 points (+79|-14) ago  (edited ago)

Of course she has a dog, no man and no children because she probably:

  • hates kids because kids are a burden
  • doesn't need a man because she's suddenly 'lesbian' (it has nothing to do with the fact she is fugly as sin and has zero market value on the dating scene)
  • is independent and has a 'career', i.e. runs a shitty blog and lives off of the state because of some mysterious "disability"
  • is a "feminist" and therefore doesn't need or want a man and kids
  • kids 'cost too much' which means uses her precious money she's spending on problematic glasses, tattoos and shitty clothes
  • claims to be happy living alone with a dog, achieving absolutely nothing in life, and sitting around with products bought online and playing video games
  • thinks being a mother or wife is demeaning, because, you know, feminism.

Failure as a human female and at life is justified.

Always the same. Strong independent females who don't "need" families or men. And of course, totally not mentally ill

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[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Idk.. sure this thing is a fat piece of shit, but is it really that bad not to have a husband and children? Personally, I don't want either, and I don't look like some kind of Trigglypuff. Am I doing something wrong? :s

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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No, it's not bad. I'm not saying all women who don't want children are these fat losers. Absolutely not. What I'm saying is all fat losers who claim they are "independent", etc. are making excuses for their failure to attract any partner.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nah you're fine.

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[–] Eisregen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nein, du hast ne sehr gesunde Einstellung. :-) It's the combination of being fat, stupid, insufferable, entitled, unlovable, ugly AND childless that is the point here I think.

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[–] zaimenellen 5 points 9 points (+14|-5) ago 

Upvoted hard

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[–] shadow332 [S] 9 points 25 points (+34|-9) ago 

Thanks. Too many SJWs in this sub, hence the downvotes. Too many reddicunts here who don't realize the reason they even got kicked out of plebbit is because of leftists.

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[–] suenas_sacrifice 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

Tbh my reason for hating kids is the same reason I hate fats: can't deal with the stupid and yeah, dealing with the stupid is demeaning. Do I need to pick a second chin now or?

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[–] TheStapler 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Can you not tell the difference between stupid and “just haven’t learned it yet”? A bright child can offer insight that a fatty or other retarded person might never have in their lifetime.

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[–] shadow332 [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

can't deal with the stupid

I have kids who share my genetics, and therefore are not stupid. They are quite pleasant people. There are shitty kids because there are shitty dumb parents. So that says a lot about yourself not wanting kids, princess.

dealing with stupid is demeaning

Well, we're dealing with you, so you should learn some patience yourself.

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[–] ghaele 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ooh, where do we pick them out from?

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[–] szopjal_lovat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Kids get less stupid as they grow though, really the opposite of the ham process. This is why we and so many people have just one kid. Dealt with the stupid for 4 years, now she is starting to function like a logically thinking human being, very good, now comes the fun part, when we can actually explain stuff and she gets it why not do them etc. we don't want to deal with the stupid again with another kid.

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[–] srayzie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hotties lol.

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[–] ohgoodlord 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Some men go bald at like 23.

Also, backpacks are great for hauling shit. You can fit file folders, books, textbooks, a laptop, an extra pair of shoes, gym clothes...all kinds of shit in there. People who carry backpacks typically need to carry one because they have a lot of shit going for them in their lives.

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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Also I doubt she can wear a backpack.

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[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That never occurred to me before! As with everything in life, they'd need extenders!

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[–] L0rdEkk0 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah, male pattern baldness is no joke. Went to school with a dude that started going bald around 16. By the time he was 21, full on horseshoe.

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[–] Eisregen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Saw this on Facebook with a few buddies back from highschool. I feel so much for them and anyone else losing their hair before they get grey.

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[–] BestUCanB 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My uncle lost hair at 19, by his mid 20s he was completely bald.

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You can try stuff to avoid baldness, but it is actually genetic. For real.

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[–] Peanut_Butter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Usually it's the cause of the baldness that's genetic, which can often be adequately treated with the right hormonal therapy. A lot of men think it's unavoidable though and don't try to fight it.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm a 32 year old woman and I have a backpack. It's just easier. I don't even take the bus or anything, I have a car, but it's easier to take my work lunch in it, then store my gym shit, then when I go hiking or to a carnival all day, it's there. And yes I am a classy lady haha.

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[–] ohgoodlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what I do, too. I have a FT job and also a PT job that I work 3-4 days/week. A backpack is a great way to bring everything I need for my day. It's way easier than running back and forth to the car. And this is also LA County, so I don't want to leave anything I actually need in my car.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have a messenger bag. It's awesome.

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[–] iswallow 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Can someone explain to me what's wrong with backpacks?

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

They discriminate against spherical people. /s

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[–] Norm85 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fatty is jelly that it can't wear backpacks over its fat.

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[–] Computergeek01 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Imagine being so fat that you can't physically reach your arm back to fit it through the strap. Now imagine seeing normally functioning people who are able to do this elementary task everyday. Would you be angry enough to project onto an inanimate object? No, you wouldn't because you're not a complete retard, but the person in this photo is.

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now I am imagining a spherical ham with a backpack stuck on its back.

I never thought about that, that you need a certain mobility to use a backpack and if you are fat it just doesn't work.

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[–] PerplexedPheasant 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh, right. What could hammy know about walking to places and needing to carry stuff around: she just sits all day at home, stuffing her maw!

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think she is implying that he is too old to use a backpack. Only the young, studenty types are allowed by fashion rules to use them. I guess. I wouldn't really know because I have awful fashion sense.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

relax, self-awareness is a greater virtue.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wtf... You're a fat sack of lard, which is a choice you make every single day, and someone else is going bald.... And as for backpacks. Backpacks?!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Says the full grown woman eating and acting like a toddler.

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[–] Media-n 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Its the only thing she can attack - same with all fat femayos - they attack a guy’s height or their hair, two things someone can’t control, as a way for them to feel some worth. Just like how the only thing they can post pictures of are their new hair dye, make up or nail polish as it’s the only thing they are able to invest in as they can’t fit into any clothing -

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[–] Yuke 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

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[–] dedit8edwam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep, it looks like Newman from Seinfeld, aka Wayne Knight.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

LOL I thought this was trigglypuff for a second. Its hilarious how alike these beasts look with their greasy bun and problem glasses. I usually carry my backpack or throw it in the car when I go places. I am a guy in his mid thirties. I guess that makes me uncool in trigglySr's eyes. I can live with that.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was certain it was trigglypuff, I guess all fatasses with the stupid bun on top of the head with glasses all look alike.

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