Archived Eating 1400, 1700, 2000 or 3000 cals a day made no difference in weight at all! (imgoat.com)
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Archived Eating 1400, 1700, 2000 or 3000 cals a day made no difference in weight at all! (imgoat.com)
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[–] suenas_sacrifice 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
This is a funny way to spell "I can't math for shit"
[–] J_Darnley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"I can't count" ... "the number of doughnuts I ate today" ... "the number of cokes I drank today"
[–] 13630958? 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
2700 to maintain? While sedentary? Fucking stupid fat fucker.
[–] Damond 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
30yo, male, 300lbs, 5-10, sedentary TDEE 2792. https://tdeecalculator.net Can you imagine the amount of food this thing is devouring to stay at this weight or to increase it?!
[–] 13632938? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Literally double what he should be eating until he reaches a healthy weight.
[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fatty skipped second dessert that one time and it didn’t lose any weight, CICO is garbage gyus....
[–] Lal 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
There’s no point in trying to make these fats see. It’s what killed my motivation for working in the fitness industry. They will concoct any excuse to stay fat
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I do admire BlackBar for refusing to back down. Keeping the same, consistent, tempered message in the face of stupid is a finely honed in skill. Good job!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
B-b-but muh internet calculators!!! They couldn't be wrong. They are on the internet after all and everything on the internet is true. This is the kind of person who follows their GPS' instructions to drive into a lake because it thought there was a road there.
[–] performance 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So this lardass ate 1400 calories for breakfast, 1700 for the first snack, 2000 for the next snack, 3000 calories for lunch then "starved" for over an hour before continuing to gorge. No wonder it can't lose weight!
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you're eating 1000 below TDEE, it's still only going to be about 2 lb/week; which due to weight being inconsistent on any given day, is not going to reliably report as a loss until a few weeks of sticking to it. Fats don't have the tenacity, they think "Oh my god, I starved myself (ate less than normal, still more than a human) for 2 days and I've not lost any weight! Diets don't work! swallows a Pizza Hut whole"