[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

We're sorry, but your fingers are too fat to dial. To order the special dialing wand, mash the keypad now.

[–] poopingaccount 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Correct, Food is matter

Matter is converted to energy

E=MC 2 bitch

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fine, then you're consuming too much matter. It's MIMO. Too much energy-free matter is going in and not enough is coming out. You should exercise more and burn some of that matter.

[–] ohgoodlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This made my head hurt. Humans named energy, sure. Because they realized what an important naturally-occurring thing it is.

[–] Fupachabra 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I just started dating a tiny guy. Neither of us fit outside kids sizes at Walmart. He's 6'0

[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Speshul" is one way to put it.

[–] babyducks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

some people were dropped as a baby, others thrown against a wall, this man was clearly given some brain enhancement juice

[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Today I learned that humans invented fire and its magical properties.

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