Fat, bloated, sausage-fingered, greasy, grimy obeast hands are something I can't stand. If your FINGERS are fucking fat, you're beyond help and need to jump asap. I don't like touching obese people in general, but I avoid hands especially at all costs. We ALL know they're too lazy to wash them.
As a shitlady who likes having pretty nails and laughing at ugly nails, I joined a nail shaming group on facebook and was disappointed to find that the whole group was full of whales. A lot of people post their own hands and I'm surprised that they'll even do it considering how gross their hands are. I left the group, but not before getting some screenshots. Enjoy these pics for they boast not only laughable manicures, but ugly fat piggy hands.
For example, some people post just their fingers. We aren't blind or retarded, so I don't know why they do this. Generally to judge a manicure you should see the whole hand because some nail shapes look better than others on certain hands. I did look at their profiles and of course they're all fat, but that's obvious just from the inverted knuckles.
Sausages: one, two, three, four, five , six, seven, eight.
And some hams just don't care. They post the whole beetusy trainwreck because they know they won't get called out for it due to a "shame the nails, not the hands" rule. THAT rule is the reason why I left 5 hours after joining the group. Why shouldn't we shame fat, gross hands? No matter how much nail polish, sparkly shit, or how many pretty colors you put on a fucking hamhand it wont make you pretty, or clean looking, or respectable. Lose some god damn weight.
Bludgeoners: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
As a side note, most of these fats are a pain to be at the salon near. They are loud, talk on the phone, inconvenience the technician, smell bad, and are rude in general. I pray for the tiny Asian women who have to scrub fat mom feet and sit that close to halitosis riddled cows.
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
I believe I know why this is. The body tends to store fat only over muscle. If you think about a normal human being, they will have fat on their upper arms, chest, abdomen, butt, and thighs mostly. These are where all the biggest muscles are. The body very rarely stores fat over bones. You don't see thin people with fat elbows, hands, knees, or feet (or foreheads). Fat will only be stored there when the body has simply exhausted every other place and no longer has a choice. It is a very unnatural thing and it therefore triggers a disease antipathy in us. Seeing fatty bony areas is a sign of very physically manifested poor health. It's just the same as seeing grossly discoloured skin ... which fats also tend to have. I believe it is extremely normal and logical to be unusually revolted by fat hands beyond the normal revulsion for a pot belly, for example.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Just here....have all my upvotes! Throws more upvotes around for this post
I've been growing my nails out since February and finally doubled the nail bed. Joy! Nicely done manicures delight me. Ugly manicures on fat, stubby, sausage fingers are endlessly irritating. Why do they even bother? It looks so fucked up to see a nail growing out of fat fingers.
[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I worked at an airport for a while when I was managing a business on the secure side (I had the homeland security clearance and got chosen for this crap job, but anyway). We only had one bathroom, so if someone was using it, I would jet across the hall to the public bathroom. I probably saw thousands of people in my time there and started to notice a trend. Older women, slim women and pretty much all children washed their hands after leaving the stalls. The only people who didn't were the fatties. There were even a few occasions where a hambeast would refuse to wash it's hands even though it's child would do so and make a comment about how gross it was. I also learned to avoid hand contact with people unless it absolutely couldn't be helped.
Fats also were the only ones to miss the toilet, clog it with single ply paper somehow or fill the garbage cans with food wrappers and huge sodas. Working with the public has essentially made me into a hermit these days. I used to work in food service but now I am a personal trainer. Fuck fats. My clients are all fit and none of them are entitled assholes. Imagine that?
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
http://archive.li/3QKPa
[–] ScreaminMime ago
W-wow, has this story been posted here? First I've read of it.
[–] Naught405 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Fat wrists, ankles and hands are the best identifiers of the Common North American Landwhale
[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
These are supposed to be GOOD manicures? JFC those make me feel worlds better about my home paint jobs. I paint my own nails mostly for fun, and I rarely grow them out very long because I'm just rough on my hands with gardening, caring for animals, working out, etc. I can see why you left this group - these useless hams can't even wait until the excess paint on their skin wears away or, gosh I don't know, tidy it up with some remover on a q-tip? Unless the object here was to post nails worthy of ridicule, in which case they succeeded!
[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was just about to say... those are UGLY manicures. Straight up disgusting. The hands and fingers just make it worse.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Wow, I was literally just thinking the same thing today. In my case however it's guns instead of nails. Picked up a new 22lr rifle to replace my ~50ish year old one. The new one has some better designed, yet different operation. So of course to be safe, I look up how to do certain things on youtube.
All videos had fat hands. I couldn't believe that every single video I saw featured fat sausage fingers. Some were so big that the major gun parts were smaller and the presenter had obvious problems handling the rifle's parts. Though it is kind of funny how often they drop parts, fail to get roll-pins into their holes, and generally fail to have the hand strength to operate the various parts.
[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
YES. I was thinking about making this same post a while back. I hate fat hands. They look like stumps, hooves. Know what kills my appetite when I look up a recipe online? Seeing pics of fat hands making the food. Ugh.
What the fuck, is the color supposed to be smeared around the cuticle like that? Fucking Mr. Magoo doing these nails?
Here's a couple more.
Sure 95% of game sellers on EBay are fatties. But I don't buy when you confirm your fatness.
http://i.imgur.com/voeO7QA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kuWn5UM.jpg
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Never thought I'd see a Mr. Magoo reference on the internet before...
[–] Shitwherever 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have relatively large hands, I keep my nails clipped short, and hardly ever paint them. Still, my hands look way better than any of those. Fat hands creep me out.