The title pretty much sums it up: a very good friend of mine who I haven’t seen in a number of years turned into a full fledged death fat.
Here’s the kicker. I didn’t discover this until after I mailed her an invitation to my wedding. I reached out to her to let her know I was getting married, “hey how you doing — it’s been awhile/let’s catch up” kinda thing. So we keep chatting for a few days and that’s when she tells me that she “looks different” than when I saw her last.
She tells that she broke her arm and “gained a lot of weight — been hard to lose it” and then sends me a recent picture.
I. Was. Horrified.
It legitimately looks like she’s wearing a fat suit for a movie. I thought it was one of those fat face filters for a second because that face that I remember was there in the center, but it was surrounded by a gigantic moon of fat around her face. I’m still shocked as I type this. Seriously guys. She’s fucking HUGE now. I mean, she has to have gained 100 to 150 pounds, I don’t know —maybe more, since I saw her last.
How the fuck does breaking your arm cause that? If anything it’d make you eat less!
Now I don’t want her to come to my wedding and if she does I won’t know where to seat her. She still lives several hours away so I’m hoping she’ll be too fat to make the trip.