[–] g33k3ss 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

There is nothing normal about that nude.

[–] shadow332 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

In reddit's world, this is perfectly normal.

[–] g33k3ss 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'm so glad that I never spent any time there. When your penis resembles pigs in a blanket... shudder

[–] SomeRandomeUser2017 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Commenter asks about size and OP immediately responds about height, made the commenter have to be more explicit. Don't think OP realizes how gross and deformed he has allowed himself to get. Doesn't look human.

[–] MuhBeetus 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"I've always been tall."

What a fucking dumbass.

[–] Lilacaxe [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Considering that the OP post on Big Handsome Men subreddit....

[–] Boosted 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

It's a deformed albino walrus with hank hill ass.

[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Bwaaaaaaaah!

[–] RetardLand 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lmao hank hill

[–] BWV1056 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Your phone takes great photo love the new pics great seeing you naked.

Bloody hell....

[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

What kind of a self-indulgent loser would post on /normalnudes anyways? It boggles my mind that people would voluntarily put nude photos of themselves on any website, much less a public one like reddit, and think they’re doing something for the good of humanity. Jesus Christ. The ego must be astounding.

[–] Media-n 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They need attention, they need someone to lie to them and tell them they are not a disgusting drain on humanity. Look it people praising this ... this thing ---- you could post anything and people in that subreddit will say "omg so brave, so beautiful, you are perfect the way you are" .... I mean is this what we should tell drug addicts, alcohol addicts, etc... as well?

[–] Posterr 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They’re trying to say that it’s metabolism slowed down at 11??! I’m surprised these fatties even know how to spell the word with how little they understand what it actually is.

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Auto correct.

[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

399 at 6'8"? NOPE, he's got to be 499.

[–] RetardLand 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Well its possible this guy is 399 because his legs and ass are fucking sticks.

I also love how he uses that shopping $3.99 trick to make his fat seem less hahahahah

Nah but seriously, legs or not, still at least 499 (or 500) pounds

[–] Blacksdonttip 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Also his scale tops out at 399

[–] FattestManOnMars 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Clearly he carries his weight well.

[–] wanderingblade 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If my penis ever disappears under hanging flesh just take me out back to have a lead snack

[–] DethLeppard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At that size? How about a lead five-course meal? Nuke it from orbit? It's the only way to be sure, after all.

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