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[–] lordgenome 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And another shitlord is born.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I went to a street fair yesterday. It was the most revolting scene I'd seen in a long time. I can even almost tolerate hams who at least cover up, but there were so many fucking disgusting beasts in crop tops or spaghetti strap tank tops and skin-tight XXXXXL capris eating fried PB&J sandwiches and slurping beetus juice... in the words of Tumblrinas, "omg I can't even."

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[–] JunkieCulture 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's like they think the smaller their clothes are, the smaller THEY are. NO. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. You can't just put on a small shirt and become small. I don't weigh 115lbs because I wear an xsmall, I wear an xsmall because I weigh 115lbs. Fatties obviously don't understand cause and effect or they probably wouldn't be so fucking huge. They eat a lot- this is the cause. The effect is that they are blobs of lard and no one wants to be around them. The amount of fatasses walking around blubbering on about how they don't understand why they're so big when other people are not proves that they are incapable of understanding simple concepts such as this.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One of the reason I have stuck in the town I am for so long is because it's full of rich white shitlords. Our farmers market is a sea of tan fit soccer moms and buff young vendor men selling you shitlord food like organic pickles, wheat bread and vegetables. One town south is fat town, one town north is borderline.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love my nieghborhood for that. Nothing but fit people. Tons of yoga moms. Its funny because on the weekend there is are some fat people, fatourists but during the week its all fit people. Saturday morning its all spandex.

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[–] Need2p 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I love summer but THIS is the only reason I wish for winter.

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[–] rpachigo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

yes. like a bad song stuck in my head.

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[–] JircleCerking 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I got into FPH right before I went on a cruise ship.

That is the fatties gathering place. Worst vacation ever.

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[–] deltabeta 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh dear god, yes. It's like a floating Wal-Mart with all you can eat food 24/7 that you're captive to. Can't get away. Even in port, you're stuck in a heard of obeasts until you can break out and head someplace where active people congregate.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There is a cruise company that is for 18-35 only. And it's mostly super fit people because the cruise stops and you go hiking at many spots.

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[–] Seeker74 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My wife and I went on a cruise a few years ago. We noticed how horribly fat most people there were. We ended up playing a game on the rare occasion we would see someone slim/fit.

Is it a foreigner? A child? Or an actual fit American?

That last category was very rarely checked, sadly.

And what they would eat (and the amounts!) at the buffet was just shocking and disturbing.

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[–] JircleCerking 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ruins the whole trip. Take the appetite right out of you and you can't enjoy a cheat day. You don't want to drink at all because you start looking at fat drunks and it makes you not able to enjoy a nice drink on the deck. Can't go on another cruise.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For a while, I thought it was a haiku, LOL.

Here's one:

Fatties everywhere

Shoving food into their maws.

Walking garbage bins.

Okay, lame attempt. This is the point where I say I miss HamathaMcBeetusButt's legendary poetry.

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[–] kona_mocha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lardbutts on patrol

Walking Refrigerators

Hunger without end

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[–] LittleBunnyFeeFee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Where is Hamatha these days?

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Probably strolling around with TPW. Sigh. I miss our mods.

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[–] recon_johnny [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I rarely go out to eat anymore. Took wife last week, the calorie counts for the food was ridiculous. 1600 calories for a burger with fries? One meal? I just don't do it.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Never again. I have not step food in one of these places (Denny's here) for years. If I am invited to something there I politely decline. I rather not see hammikins eating biscuits and gravy.

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[–] HarpoonTheWhales 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lol I felt the same way when I found FPH like a month ago. The hamplanets were barely tolerable before, but now, my blood pressure goes through the roof when I see them haha

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[–] HawkeyeBFPierce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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