[–] Atkho 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

And fiber doesn't work for me. I have a special bowel irregularity that requires me to gorge on chicken nuggets dipped in mayo.

[–] TheTrigger 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

*ding-ding-ding*. Fibre... most people don't even get anywhere near the amount they should. If you can't poop, you need water and fibre. Not a whole medium-sized pan pizza with a side of fries and a 2L coke.

[–] PC_Master_Race 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Medium sized? It's needs to be an extra large or they will be in starvashun mode.

[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When you have to create excess pressure just so your body does what a normal body can do, you know you f'ed up.

[–] MyNameIsMud 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It probably doesn't get a whole of fiber

[–] fellowkikepeople 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

HAES you fucken shitlords!!

[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's probably allergic to all vegetables. Unless maybe they're deep fried and drowned in ranch.

[–] SomeRandomeUser2017 1 points 35 points (+36|-1) ago 

This person is full of shit, no pun intended. People that live with severe and persistent constipation tend to eat less because why add additional bulk to a painful problem.

[–] Labelonbox 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They also don't just go around posting that shit as well, the lack of shame in this is astonishing.

[–] YamaMaya 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know when I am backed up eating is a chore. I usually take some psyllium to actually SORT OUT the problem as well.

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Psyllium husk is a must-have, in anyone's cupboard. I can't even count how many times it's saved my ass (heh), when I get lazy and forget to eat my veggies. If you make your own pizza dough and/or bread, you can mix it in with the flour, too, so that you don't inadvertently plug yourself up.

[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not to mention there are options and treatments to help with such conditions aside from unabashed gluttony.

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Like putting a little fiber in one's diet?

[–] mybrotherans 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, when my GI issues flare up, I lose weight because the idea of eating is so unpleasant.

[–] Labelonbox 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Like Agustus Gloop. Building up pressure in the chocolate tube.

[–] J_Darnley 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

LMAO that is disgusting.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Seriously. I guess thin privilege is having a sphincter that works properly.

[–] blondeangrymama 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It can still get aroused? Who'd want to make love to that?

[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

This thing is going to perforate its bowels and die.

[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Seen it a hundred times.

[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Story time? Come on, story time!!!

[–] rshackleford252525 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

im pooping right now

[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fuck outta here with that thin privilege

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And I'm shitting myself laughing. Your comment made my day.

[–] YamaMaya 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is the lamest excuse I have ever heard. Has this fat cunt not heard of laxatives? Or perhaps eat a fucking vegetable every now and then.

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