I work as a bartender at a small ethnic club in Australia where the majority of the patrons are over 60 years old and share the same heritage. Most of the men in the club are veterans and/or worked doing hard labour for most of their life and as such the majority of them are in good shape. The regular patrons and staff all get along well in a happy little community.
Yesterday, a male ham and a female(?) ham come waddling into the club and after ordering their food from the restaurant they come to the bar where I'm already serving a regular. I'm in the middle of conversation with the customer and in the middle of pouring him a drink when the female(?) hamplanet interjects loudly by saying "DIET COKE." I politely tell her that I'm currently serving another customer and I'll be with her shortly when her husband spits "I don't care about this old cunt, get me my fucking drinks now." Then, in his broken English, the 70+ year old customer shouts "Get fuck out of my club stupid fat fuck idiot pig wife!" The obeasts are stunned. The regular is ready to fight. The fatty turns in silence and waddles off in fear of being out muscled by a man at least 40 years older than him.