[–] waxdino 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I went hiking with a 300 pounder once. After about 15 mins she had an "allergy attack" and had go sit in the car.

[–] hang_em_high 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

As long as they start at the top they can probably roll down a good distance.

[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Woke my poor hub LOLed so loud - thanks 🤣

[–] Blacksdonttip 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They don't even need a bike for that

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm sure this will be a truly epic hike. I wonder if they realise what will happen or if they are planning for reality. They won't actually hike more than 50m at best so the next post will either be full of excuses explaining why they called it a day at 50m or the hike is only planned to be driving to a tree somewhere for selfies.

[–] thelma 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

That's the neighborhood crime watch.

If you commit a crime then you have to marry one of these behemoths.

[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Oh come on, can't I just get the death penalty?

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

next town over boy.

[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Unless they're hiking through a food court, I bet they lose motivation by the end of the first hour.

[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Half hour

[–] frog01 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Quarter hour

[–] Lilacaxe [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I meant hike not bike. Damn autocorrect.

[–] physicalculturist 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Oh, when I read they were gonna get on a bike in a few weeks. I assumed it was going to take a few weeks for the engineers to produce bikes reinforced enough not to instantly collapse under their girth.

[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Damn those bikes are going to be engineered so well you'll have to hire the Israeli Army to come in and Destroy them

[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol

[–] Tits_and_tyres 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Body liberation movement LOL.

Body - as in large body of water Movement - as if.

Probably won't get too far. I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode with Camp Flab-Away, where the participants are reminded that there is no escape, since the only exit is up a gentle slope.

[–] Bitchquepasa 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's hashtag #losehatenotweight just filled me with rage

[–] SuckADickDumbshit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

loseweightnothate

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