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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 77 points (+77|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because criticizing bad habits and selfish behavior must mean that we're bad at math. Flawless logic.

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[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's "can't do math real well" not good.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Came here to say I don't know who here can and can't "do math real good," but I know for a fact it can't write English well.

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[–] Correctrix 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you yourself trolling? It's "really well"; she's attributing "real good" to dumb jocks.

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[–] Googlygoink 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

on FPH, doing a maths degree...

Wait, shouldn't that be impossible?

Also the demographic of my course has fewer overweight people than average, there's over 200 people and only about 5 are fat.

If anything that implies thin people are smarter. Oh wait, there was an article that showed that fatness was linked to lower IQ...

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I have a math degree. I use it to count calories. I'm very good at it.

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[–] jdael 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

there was an article that showed that fatness was linked to lower IQ...

and not just by a little but by an insane amount!. that's a million years of evolution tossed down the gullet just for the taste of those krispy kremes. http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/more-obesity-blues-100147

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[–] TessHollandaise 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm a Shitlord and a Senior Developer.

Also a musician.

It's tough, ya know? Since all I do is lift weights, but I make it work.

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[–] Correctrix 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Indeed. Jocks? I run marathons, cycle and used to do martial arts, but I have no interest in sport. Maths isn't my forte, but I'm an ex-member of Mensa (I got bored). I use five languages professionally, and speak four others. But of course fatties are v smrrrt.

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[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They're very good at triggernometry

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[–] lordgenome 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't you know? If you're not a fat lazy slob with no self control, you're just an idiot who's obsessed with sports and working out! Hah, and you probably starve yourself because of self image issues! /s

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[–] 8-BIT_Ruby 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

  • I fooled them with a simple photoshop! Muhahahahahahaha!!!*

Oh no! That will teach us!

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[–] ZedNine 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

So I wonder... Did he Photoshop himself skinny or use someone else's picture? In either case how does it feel for him to have to pretend he has a normal human-shaped body? Maybe he should have spent his free time learning to lose weight rather than infiltrating us pesky FPH'ers

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[–] HarpoonTheFatty 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

On r/fph fatties just used photos of their fit friends to get verified. But once they open their maws it's obvious they're a fatty. It doesn't really matter it's not like verification gives you private access.

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[–] shitwink 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Seriously. Unless this guy's really good with photoshop, what he's basically done is stolen a photo of a normal person, probably holding up a piece of paper with some details on it to confirm their identity, and altered the paper part. He's pretended to be someone else, skirting with identity theft. Fats are not just physically disgusting, their lack of morality is disgusting, too.

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[–] ihaveabulldoge 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Isn't that a bannable offense? Identity theft and stalking?

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[–] ajswdf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's funny that he admits to being fat, which just confirms that 95% of the people up in arms over FPH are fat themselves.

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[–] SevereHeebieJeebies 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I image his follow up plays out like this:

puts on guy fawkes mask we r anoymouz , no fergive no ferget. We know yer secrets, fat haterrz heavy breathing soo yew will kno the true meaning of terror scarfs bag of cheetos and mtn dew

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[–] iycm 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Hey Ive never been in a cult before, cool

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Play cool? Done. I'll go get us some punch.

EDIT: The punch was literal. I only wanted two, but the lunk couldn't count very well and kept starting over.

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[–] lordgenome 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Come together in your inherent disgust of fat people, brothers

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[–] running-shitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can I sub a beer for my kool-aid? Beer among fellow shitlords sounds so much better!

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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The only thing this fat fuck is going to infiltrate is its refrigerator.

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And a hospital bed.

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[–] Pokerstud 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I can't do math real good 'cuz my genituks

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[–] JircleCerking 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Broscience response: "Hambeast can't even get the joke right. When you lift you don't read to good. We are good at math though from all our practice counting all them gainz. Amirite?.. SUPER SET" gun shot noises.

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[–] icky_pants 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

For cardio, I have to force myself to do a 1.4 mile jog a few days out of the week and I hate it. But I know it's healthy to get that heart rate up and have been doing it for years, with pure hatred. For the longest time I thought that cardio was all I needed to keep my strength and body in fit shape. That was so wrong. I started lifting and LOVE it. I wish there was an explanation as to why I hate cardio and love hitting the weights?

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

i'm a nerdy computer programmer that sucks at sports... also, i hate fat people and think there's no excuse to be fat... so fit that into your narrative somehow

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah. Pretty much. I eat right and try to get out when I am not glaring at my computer for work. yeah I eat pizza, in moderation. I have a burger. I even have taco bell. But you know what? I am not fucking fat because I know when to stop. In fact, FPH has inspired me to be even more fit. I lost five pounds doing nothing but eating less pizza (our roommates buy too much and it calls to me). That's it 5 lbs from saying no to a slice here and there. OMG am I in a cult now?

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

cult of the iron church... "mad gains bro"

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[–] LiterallyGoebbels 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A cult! That's cool, when will I get my hooded robes and shit?

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