[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fatass can't even stand long enough for his purchase to be rung up and has to lean on the counter for support.... doesn't accept that as a problem.

Also: Sad to see Francis has a younger brother.

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

His thinking.... Counter, counter, where's counter... COUNTER! transaction Food, food, food....

[–] OnePaunchMan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Once upon a time I worked in a store that had glass counter tops. One of the employees looked exactly like Peter Griffin and always fucking leaned on the counter like this. The behemoth broke the counter TWICE doing that.

Too bad it was tempered glass, otherwise it might have helped remove some of the fat when it broke.

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fat bastard.

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That glass was fat phobic

[–] baphometsrage 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He's not fat, he's just a tank class

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Would a 22 penetrate all the way through to vital organs if shot in the stomach?

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You know that whole shop smelt rancid for hours after.

[–] mailboy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The first part of this clip exhibits what I call "walking sideways to go forward."

Gross.

[–] BestUCanB 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Can’t even see the video, it’s not loading

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Android or iPhone? What browser?

[–] BestUCanB 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

iPhone. Safari.

[–] Squarshed 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Had one of these megadeathfats come into my old job in a store similar to GameStop. Fucking REEKED. It even came in with other people. I had no idea how they stood his stench. I wanted to puke. They came to trade some stuff in and his stench even stuck to the items he wanted to sell to us. At one point, I couldn't take anymore and literally covered my mouth and nose with my sleeve to catch my breath. Megadeathfat didn't notice or just didn't react. Customers asked what the stench was for several hours after it left and after we had sprayed the entire store with Lysol.

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck your odor standards. "Good hygiene" is a social construct of the oppressive white male dominated patriarchy. #odorpositivity #freeyournose

[–] langoleer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Now he's going to get half the McBettus menu on the way home to compensate for all that "cardio" he did.

[–] TheyLie [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Walking 15 feet works up a serious appetite

[–] DethLeppard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Has to keep his sugars up for tonight's raid!

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