Archived My 600 lb life was just trying to "hamiluate" Schenee (image.ibb.co)
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Archived My 600 lb life was just trying to "hamiluate" Schenee (image.ibb.co)
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[–] polebunny 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
Forever laughing at how they always cry they've tried everything and it's just impossible to lose weight but soon as they're in the hospital eating an actually regulated diet the pounds fall right off.
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Uhm, yeah, but are you forgetting that as soon as she got out of the hospital she gained it all back? There's your proof that diets don't work and you just ignored it!
[–] jeffjeff ago
What makes me laugh more than anything is that even when they're in hospital their enablers are still smuggling pizzas in on a regular basis. How much must they be eating outside of the controlled environment if they can still lose 100lbs on a 1200/day plus extra pizzas.
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
I'm a libertarian at heart, but things like this push me over the edge into the fascist ideology. Seriously, everything about this story screams GIB ME DAT and I wish it would be OK to just shoot the family. I'd opt for hanging, but gravity is against it.
[–] Uberbob79 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
lol no
all you would have to do is break her jaw and her hands a few times
then you hook her up to an iv and literally wait two years for her fat to be used up
a guy in the 70's was ~370 ish, he didnt eat for an entire year. so two years for this deathfat
[–] wanderingblade 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
LOL good luck finding a vein to start an iv
[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can still be libertarian. Just believe taxes shouldn't fund health care to people who can't use it.
[–] RealAhab 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
embrace the feeling <3
[–] Sniktun2 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
She should use whatever money was raised to buy herself some English lessons. Her spelling and grammar is shocking, I would expect better writing from a 12 year old
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
At 12 yo my English grammar was better and English is not my native language.
Best thing to do is not giving these idiots welfare monies. They won't be able to get fat without government handouts. And we wouldn't be confronted with their brainfarts since they won't have an internet connection.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Check your non-retard-IQ privilege, shitlord!
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Raising money to... NOT eat?
Hey, Imma-gonna start a GoFund me to help me stop typing out fucking profanities and talking lika redneck... ya'll gonna contribute?
[–] glassuser 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Don't question the gibs.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Reading that quote gave me a headache. Figures it was written by the monster that thinks its treatment on the show was humiliating, but being 700lb and begging for handouts isn't.
[–] scrimmmy 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Average IQ for those folks hovers right around 75-85.
[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I love this.
[–] itsallajoke 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Me too. 'But, do you believe in GOD?' '............what does that have to do with anything?......'
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well, I know which type she has.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Big boned ones?
[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is it talking about all of the bones in the KFC family buckets it undoubtedly has rotting around its pen?
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's up to a whopping $230 of $50,000 - after 3 months. :-) It seems too that someone helped with her English. There's now a more eloquent pitch on her Gofundme page. Nevertheless, the original post is still there. I don't recall seeing poorer English from a supposed native speaker.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Shamuu's GoFundMe:
$85 from six donations in a week.
LOL
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
When you're so fat and stupid that even normie enablers see through your bullahit.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Which says a lot, because these are the same American normie enablers that get very offended not merely over fat-shaming but over noticing someone is fat or saying you aren't attracted to fats.