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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Barbeast. Barbeef&cheddar. Barbie-cue. Bar be all fat and shit. Barbeetus. Lower the Bar b.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Carbie

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[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Bar-bmi

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I lost it at "Bar be all fat and shit" and "Lower the Bar B"

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey you're welcome! Nice to know I'm not the only one lol'ing at the hate-drivel I post here.

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[–] oldzeke 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

You guys are totally missing the boat on this. Our girls should have fat Barbies, so the other Barbies have someone to make fun of.

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[–] EggonBread 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ah I like it, give shitladies a headstart while they're young

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[–] iswallow 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Children are being pushed to become fat and ugly, so their fat and ugly parents don't feel as bad

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[–] EggonBread 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Accept mediocrity, never improve, crabs in a bucket and so forth

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

They don’t actually sell very well at all. And kids don’t like them because the outfits aren’t interchangeable with real barbies.

I hope they stop making them soon.

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[–] Lal 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

just like real life!

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[–] FupaTupa 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That's Carbie.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

^ NEEDS MORE UPVOATS :))

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[–] JJNova 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So Toys R Us has gone out of business, but before it did, I went into them to take advantage of the steep discounts. Still didn't buy anything because I don't have a child young enough to benefit from the stuff that was still on the shelves. I'm checking out the girls' toys and there are some pretty cool looking DC Super Heroine dolls, but there was multiple full shelves of the fat barbies (in all colors). It was hilarious because most of the store had been picked clean, but not when it came to these. If you wanted to have some fat barbies, you had your choice of what I assume is every kind they made.

There was also a Barbie that was around 2 feet tall. That was neat, but still too expensive and where the hell do you store that?

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[–] krier55 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Under the bed with your fleshlight

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

O..M..G!

Let me guess, you look like Mr. Burns and drive a van with a bag of candy.

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[–] Bigtop 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fat Barbie is just plain gross. Idealized but still gross. One day they will give her a fupa, nasty bloated feet, and body odor.

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[–] Rylan_D 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And a scootypuff

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I’m a carbie girl

In a carbie world

Food’s fantastic, eat the plastic

I got PCOS hair, stretch marks everywhere

I get no dick, they’re fatphobic

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