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[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

The most disgusting part is it's probably not even close to accurate in calories. This slobbering sow counted eight slices of bread with butter as 360 calories. Try again, tub-tub.

It's more like 80 calories per slice without butter, with butter being roughly 100 calories per serving. And you know the thing that eats an entire package of Oreos as a snack isn't bothering to limit itself to "only" one serving of butter per slice. Without exaggeration it probably is eating enough calories from bread and butter snacks alone.

I assume the same is true for its four goddamn morning sandwiches. "I'm eating four sandwiches, but I'm measuring out my peanut butter servings and not just lathering it on like every other lardo out there ever." Yeah right.

You can seriously probably add several thousand more calories to the total just in ridiculous stuff like that.

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[–] George_Takei 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fuck dude. This is already bad, you just made it worse. But I believe you are right. Thanks, I guess.

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[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

BTW, that's 1.7 POUNDS of sugar every day. Fuuuck....

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[–] wayne 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And that's with 0g sugar in the multiple peanut butter sandwiches, which would necessarily have sugar in the bread (and likely the PB). Yikes.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

100% disgusting. I wouldn't eat or drink any of that. But - if I did - the calories would last me about a week.

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[–] ilikefish 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Nothing wrong with eggs bro. Everything else is crap, you're right.

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[–] Youfatfuck 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Agreed, but I don't eat fried eggs. I own chickens. I enjoy one or two raw eggs per day.

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

By the Gods. I've seen MRE packs here and from other countries that contain more calories than that. Including some are healthier than most or only has three food items that have at least 3000 calories.

I wouldn't eat any of that, except for the eggs. The snacks!?! Nothing but sugar and fat. If I want a snack I'd eat a banana.

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[–] AdiosPelota 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

MREs...my favorite is meatballs in marinara sauce.

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My favorite: Menu #24: Southwest Beef & Black Beans

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[–] MaxTepafray 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well clearly like all the soldiers those MREs are meant for, it lives in a high stress situation where it's constantly having to work.

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[–] AdiosPelota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And of course it's burning them off like soldiers & marines in the field do.

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[–] FupaTupa 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Genuinely over 5 days' worth for me.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I'm 6'5 and 11k in calories is almost my weekly budget. But if you ask it, it'll say "I don't eat a lot".

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[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Proportions are everything

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[–] Czechmark 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

hittin them protein macros!! /s

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just casually nomming on my party size bag of potato chips, you know, like ya do. That's a light snack after my entire container of oreos.

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[–] Rylan_D 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Strange, I don't see genetics or a medical condition anywhere on that chart.

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