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[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
For all international FPHs:
16 stone = 224 lbs = 101 kgs
I'm a bot.... oh wait, no I'm not!!
[–] lorlipone 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Jesus; I'm a 6' man and I don't weigh that.
[–] xDominik 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
good bot[–] alien557 ago
good human
[–] SauceCat 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Why do fats always insist on lying about the amount of time they spend at the gym? They always say at least 2-5 hours a day. I spend roughly 4 hours at the gym a week and I am fit and doing just fine.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Same reason they say they run 4-minute miles. They have no actual idea what a regular workout at the gym is, so they imagine it takes 5 hours a day to be fit.
[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Hey, I've actually met fat people who can go a mile in less than 4 minutes... But than involved pushing them off of a very steep hill.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Time spent on treadmill = 15 minutes
Time spent screwing around on the weight machines = 15 minutes
Time spent taking selfies in locker room to post on Instagram = 1 hour
Time spent talking on phone = 1.5 hours
Time spent in gym cafe photographing and drinking 900 calorie smoothie to replenish sugars lost during exercise, while talking to others engaged in the same activity = 2 hours
[–] SauceCat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That is probably pretty accurate lol. That got me thinking about a recent gym experience. I do these little "circuits" when I work out. So the one that day was like 20 lunges, 60 second plank and 100' farmer carry. I would do this 5 times. I started my first farmer carry and when I got to the far side of the gym I saw this absolute barge of a woman sitting on a machine. Then I would walk back and do my other moves and then farmer carry again. She stayed absolutely still the entire duration of that circuit. Never saw her lift anything the 5 times I walked down and back. The whole thing was about 20 minutes or so.
Then she probably factors that time sitting on a machine to her total workout. So I suppose I can see how diluted they could be.
[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Shit, when I started doing stronglifts 5x5 I would take 1.5 hours in the gym, but that's because squatting every day I went and increasing the weight every day fucked my shit so I was taking 5 minute rests between sets.
[–] J_Darnley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They have no scale with which to measure or compare. That applies to almost everything they try to give a number for.
[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"I never over eat."
Right, you eat exactly the right amount for a healthy person of 5'2, but completely inexplicably your system works differently from everyone else's ever and magically your food converted to over a hundred extra pounds of "retained water."
Someone get this woman to the lab so we can analyze her blood and see what it is in her that makes food ten times as potent as in normal people. I think we just solved world hunger!
[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yep. I know a woman with severe retention problems and you can see the difference between fat and water-filled tissue. It really resembles a balloon and all joints look like they're constricted. I bet one month of foie gras that this fatty doesn't look like that at all.
[–] Rylan_D 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
When people claim they are 100lb overweight due to "water retention" I want to stick a needle into them to see if they slowly leak out and deflate like a water balloon.
41 bmi and you're far beyond the weight you are meant to be.
[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
If he only ran as much as that run-on sentence...
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How is this not at the top?
[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks. Just a little late to the party I guess.
[–] Colorful_Levity 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The delusional piggy. We see what you buy at the supermarket, restaurants, ect. We hear you giggle about your weekly weekend cheat meals. Those mixed drinks and eating an entire chinese takeout add up when done regularly.
No pity, fatass :)
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Maybe stop cooking casseroles and eating them out of the vessel all the time?
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
One dish = one serving. If it ate TWO entire casseroles, that would be overeating!
[–] culofiesta 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
When you challenge them athletically and they lose it was never a 'real' representation.
Fats are a lot like socialists like that