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[–] ohnoitsaninja 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

"emergency fat production"

guys this is an emergency, I need donuts and cupcakes to fight off all these toxins

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I wonder if the people who make these are so fatarded that they believe it or if they are simply exploiting the fatarded.

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[–] blacktea79 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think they are exploiting the monsters. I mean, why not? They are painting a (gianormous) target on their backs just by being obese underacheivers who lap up every demented theory that justify their existence... Really, everything can be blamed but themselves...

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Let me guess, an ad for an MLM snake oil product?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My first thought lol

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[–] different_to_a_duck 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I fucking hate this “cleanse your body of toxins“ trend.

You already have your liver dedicated to that purpose and whatever is sold under this pretense will not have any positive effect towards “removing toxins“ whatsoever.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As someone with kidney failure it pisses me off immensely. People with working organs don't need to 'cleanse themselves of toxins'. Most fun part is when you ask them, "name one toxin" they always can't.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

dihydrogen monoxide!

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[–] blacktea79 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep! And what about, "Don't eat food that is made almost only of things that our body identifies as toxins, like excess of fried food, excess of fat, excess of beer, you retarded fat sucker?" Our body can live 100 years in acceptable health if we don't stuff it full of garbage. Our organs (liver and kidneys, mostly) can do their job properly with normal human type and amount of food.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I lost weight while full of toxins when my liver was failing. And when I had cdiff. I must be some anomaly! /s

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[–] 13201202? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Your genes code for skinny toxins.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well I guess cdiff would be a skinny toxin since it makes you shit your guts out, and in my case also vomit my guts out to lose 20lbs in a few months. Not good when your starting weight was 90lbs.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Witchcraft! Sorcerer!

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Everything is a toxin at high enough levels. Cleanses are just fasts that are easier to get people to pay you for. Instead of just telling them to eat less, it's "eat less and drink this nasty-ass juice/essential oil smoothie."

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[–] Rylan_D 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The smoothie contains laxatives. There's your colon cleanse for $300.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Adding laxatives on top of a fat's already horrific diet is going to result in an ass explosion that'll be felt halfway around the globe.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine if we had something in our bodies that could cleanse it. Oh wait..

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[–] Rylan_D 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Cleansing" Please tell me this product is for people lacking kidney and liver function. Otherwise it's snake oil at best.

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