[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

"The longer I sit on the couch, the more I can eat later."

[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"The longer I sit on the couch, the more I can eat later now."

[–] Charlez6 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Next week she'll be on Tumblr telling everyone that diets don't work and she knows because she tried it (ie. sat on the couch eating ice cream while wearing a belt to keep her gut warm).

[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You've misspelled "gunt".

[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Fats and their money are easily parted.

[–] FPSFairy 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I don't have time to go to the gym


I could be sitting at home losing weight doing nothing but wearing a belt

Pick one.

[–] ExceptionEncountered 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

WTF... They actually think theu're being supportive by backing their delusion?!

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Even useing that bullshit marketing spiel, you have a gut so the belt isnt getting close to the muscles. Why think this would work?

[–] mugen007 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

you can't fix retarded

[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Please don't discourage her...

I'm torn between knowing for a fact this is another fatty circling the wagons and hoping it's a shitlord sabotaging a Porkorca.

[–] roguevert 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


Por - kor - ka

Por - ka

Killer Landwhale

hmm... how come that list of nicknames isn't sidebarred?

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