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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

You have got to be joking. Normal people go 4 hours minimum in between meals every day.

This is straight up, degenerate food addiction.

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[–] mugen007 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

land whales are not normal nor people. it probably only lasted 4 hours because it took a 4 hour nap.

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[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm surprised they didnt argue they dieted for 8 hours during their sleep.

They probably wake up at night and eat more so that might explain why.

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[–] Norman_Alexander 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Do they wake up every three hours to down a large supreme pizza with extra ranch sauce? What do they call the 7 to 10 hours of sleep they get every night?

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[–] anacc 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

You think these fat fucks are getting a good nights sleep? They’re probably “refueling” every time their sleep apnea wakes them up

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[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Stay up until 2 am every night eating chips and ice cream.

Wake up at 5 am, feed cat, take a piss, eat a bag of eminems, back to bed

Wake up at 10 am, feed cat, eat klondike bar while taking a shit, back to bed

Wake up at 1 pm, "time to suck today's dick.pineappleExpress.wav", 2 bowls of cookie crisp with skim milk, 4 poptarts, 1 orangsicle, 1/2 liter diet cola

1:15-2: family size bag of Doritos, 2 ho-hos, bag of beef jerky

2, lunch, 5 crunchy tacos, 2 crunchwrap supremes, 1 bean burrito, 1 nacho bel grande, 64 oz Baja shit blast

2:17-5, 5 klondike bars, 1 family size bag of Ruffles, 1 box entemans donuts, 1 1/2 liter diet cola, 1 snack bag skittles, 1/2 bag of pretzels

5, dinner, 3 big macs, 2 large fries, 1 mcChikkie, 44 oz choco shake

5:07-8, literally starving, only half bag of pretzels, 4 reeses big cups and 1 12 diet cola..."working up appetite for supper"

8, 2 large pizza hut stuffed crust pizzas, 1 order cheesy bites/sticks, 1 order choco balls/cake, 1 liter diet soda

8:30-2 am, 1 bag sour cream onion chips, 1 mary calendars pot pie, 1 entire edwards frozen pie, 3 snickers, 1 milky way, 1/2 bag pretzels, 1 pint breyers rocky road.

"Didn't eat much today...just enough to get by really...maybe tomorrow I'll feast"

Rinse (yeah right), repeat (oh yeah) for 15 years, die at 33 of massive coronary

was taken from us


went before her time

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had a heart attack reading that ...

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[–] Asinthe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This ishow their starvation mode kicks in and makes them fat.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Did someone say the magic word?

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[–] Zoro152 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

So much bullshit in such a short post.

"Diet doesn't work specifically if you love to eat" Do they assume normal sized humans dislike eating? I love eating and cooking, the difference is I cook tasty healthy foods 95% of the time and occasionally I'll treat myself once a week going out for dinner and drinks, and even then i try to stay roughly at maintenance calories and cut back somewhere else.

Also, not being able to not eat for 4 hours is absolutely pathetic. I know smokers who can go more than 4 hours without a cigarette, this is a straight up food addiction.

"Hunger will lead to depression, diet will hurt you" You won't be hungry after getting into the habit of eating like a normal human being and not consuming insulin spiking sugary garbage every 20 minutes, but anyways, let's just assume for a fact that this is true and it leads to depression. Diabetes and heart issues are much worse for you than depression is. Fats need to grow the fuck up they act like such children, depressed over food are you fucking kidding me?

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[–] ExceptionEncountered 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Hunger leads to depression" ... WHAT?! Imagine being such a miserable waddle-monster that food is your only joy. Your reason for existence being consumption... Unable to be fulfilled in life without a stretched out, protruding panniculus. GROSS

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

If food was the only thing in life that brought me joy, I'd fucking kill myself. That's no way to live. I guess that explains grease guzzlers. Their miserable existence doesn't really qualify as living.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Four hours doesn't constitute trying. Unless we are talking about breathing, quitting something for 4 hours is basically not quitting at all. It speaks volumes about how easy their lives are that going without beetus for four is feels so hard that they have to quit. That is literally the hardest they have ever had to try.

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[–] isol8 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

they should eat staples. like metal staples that come out of a stapler.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They already staple their stomachs. That doesn't seem to stop them.

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[–] opinionatedduck 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I managed 72+ hours once with only water. Am I a superhuman?

Fats don't think much beyond eating, unfortunately. All the great thinkers were slim 😂 as was the original Buddha

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[–] thelma 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

100% sure that this planet eats while sleeping....

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