[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

I've seen them pull up to a drive thru

[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Yes, I've seen it. It was the last time a unicorn came and sprinkled a million dollars around my house.

[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I've seen a super fat tear a pullup bar off the gym wall when TRYING to do a pull up.

[–] ChipSlap 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Would love to see that on World Star.

[–] ChipSlap 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Science agrees with you. Just one fucking pull-up. Not a big ask. https://www.theedadvocate.org/how-mastering-a-pullup-can-prevent-childhood-obesity/

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This will be in my #1 challenge if I ever get the opportunity. "You're strong? OK, time for some pull-ups. First one to 300 wins."

[–] burghmeateater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

300? do you know what a pull up actually is? why would you want to spend that much time around a fat

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not 300 in a row. In one workout. My most is 333, and that was in a contest with judges counting. Yes, I know what a pull-up actually is.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No, but they do have a new exercise which is literally just hanging from a pull-up bar. That's the whole exercise.

[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's a real excersize! Seriously, they make entire "hangboards" with all kinds of holds for training hanging strength for rock climbing.

[–] Somecowsspeakhuman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think there's a website for it. I don't think an ogre could hang for 5 seconds, so maybe the 7 minute thing is legit? http://www.idoportal.com/blog/hanging

[–] MrPim 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've seen them try

[–] Siacca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've seen them USE pull-ups because they can't waddle to the bathroom in time.

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