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[–] klobos 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And she'll have a super hot, muscular, zero body fat boyfriend.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Rebel Wilson as the beast and Channing Tatum as the obeast's boyfriend...

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[–] JJNova ago 

Well, yeah. Obadiah Archer is kinda hot, muscular, and has very little body fat.

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[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus, it looks like it's digging its claws into his wrists so he can't escape.

"You are all mine." it says before unhinging it maw and snarfing him down in a single gulp.