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[–] Jo_fo_sho 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Bring a veggie tray inside a donut box and leave it out in the open.

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[–] ExceptionEncountered 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Please do this and somehow have a hidden camera to show reactions. God that would be funny.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Be sure to include salsa (low in calories, high in flavor) as dipping sauce instead of every fat's favorite... ranch.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This this this!

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[–] Crimestar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do people keep suggesting this? It's not original and not worth. Those are expensive. Why the fuck would you go through that amount of effort?

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[–] Jo_fo_sho 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because its funny, literally takes no effort and cost less than 10 bucks.

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[–] MuscularMayor 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Please set out sugar-free haribo gummy bears and post results here

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I second this endeavour. Please do this.

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[–] Socks_are_okay 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thirding. Though, anything sugarfree would work the magic

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We only have one bathroom. It’s bad enough with the fats but a fat with an exploding ass? Ajdhbdbsjdn

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[–] nomasgorditos 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

"Oh, I need caffeine in the morning too! I drink a bottle of Mountain Dew before I get out of bed in the morning."

Ewwww that much sugar first thing would ruin my whole morning if not day

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That "bottle" of Mountain Dew is a two liter . . .

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[–] little_red 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Talk about a migraine...

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gotta spike that 'slin and break that fast ASAP, or else starvashun mode.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd sugar crash an hour after that.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

How do you break your own femur from being alive? I can only imagine a combination of all that weight plus absurdly weakened bones from terrible diet. Its skeleton must be like a stale breadstick at this point.

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That was the best part of the post. The biggest single bone in your body snapped like a twig because compared to you, it is a twig.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And to top it off, that particular fat has recently broken BOTH feet and said that it’s the second or third break on one of the feet. Of course it’s always “I’m so dainty and my bones must be very brittle tee hee”. My eyes cannot roll far back enough in my head.

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[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I order everything plain and people say I'm a picky eater. What the crap is picky about putting less on my food

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly, and how DARE you want to actually taste your food and not drown it in buckets of ranch, shitlord!

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[–] BestUCanB 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you!!! I get weird looks when I get my salads without dressing. Why the hell would I need dressing when the sweet onions and bell peppers are flavorful, it works wonderfully with the seeds or dried fruit, and avocado is amazing

Having dressing on my salads spoils the natural taste.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Me, too!And I too don't see how it's "picky" to want to taste the actual food instead of a shitload of extra sugar and fat.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I love the taste of vegetables and despise things like Doritos, but apparently that equals “picky”. I don’t snack often but I should just bring raw veggies since no one is going to steal them from the fridge lol

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[–] Cryingintomywine 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I pray I'll never have to have an office job. I work on a farm now and it's great, the only fat is the one accountant/office lady. What a surprise.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Stay far far away. I’ve never worked an office job that doesn’t have a billion fats waddling around, breathing heavily, doing the bare minimum. I think they like it just because usually you have to sit at a desk most of the day.

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[–] THEx1138 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fats that cannot bother to exercise cost us all. Fuckers are always getting bent at of shape. Fuck fat lazy office workers.

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[–] shitlordius_prime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I got placed in an apartment with an obese guy back in uni, the thing that pissed me off the most was the thermostat war. Now I love it cold when I sleep, so I didn't always mind, but trying to sit at a desk in 65°F AC is just annoying. I would confront him about it too, and he'd never own up to it.

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