[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

They weren't dwarfs. They were just normal guys who looked tiny in comparison!

[–] Lilacaxe 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Damn she is too wide to fit in the picture.

[–] Whitemail 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Snow white was in a permanent state of sleep, so the seven dwarves decided to leave her like that so she could lose some weight for the first time in her life.

[–] hang_em_high 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Did Snow Wide eat the 7 dwarves? It's been a while; I can't remember how the show went.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Saucy

Cheesy

Greasy

Buttery

Fatty

Candy

and last but not least, Doc.

[–] Wrathfullyawakenedww 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

All the aforementioned dwarves were unfortunately found smothered in the rolls of blubber... doc was fortunate inthat he knew how to travel the intestinal tract and got out through a he colon and rectum... he lived to tell the tale... but has tremendous PTSD from coming out the tail to tell the tale! God save Doc...

[–] Dr-Claw 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She’s looking to replace Doc, however. When the dwarfs found her asleep in the cottage with a half-eaten apple, he had the audacity to attribute it to her weight and sleep apnea!

Shucks, obviously his first instinct should have been witchcraft!

[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

About to ask same.

[–] MurderParty 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

From the thumbnail I thought it was sitting at a table. Lol nope

[–] HurpleDinosaur 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

[–] anacc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is just fucking depressing to me. You get one life to live and this is how you spend it, confined to a body physically incapable of doing hardly anything at all. Why would someone choose to “live” like that?

[–] MASSdestruction 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Snow Wide ate the seven dwarfs!

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Snow White and the Seven Burrito Grande Suizos.

[–] J_Darnley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The evil witch would have to offer something greasier than an apple to get her to eat it.

(If I have the right story in my head.)

[–] DivesSigma_bot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

pie

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