[–] Lilacaxe 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Sugar come from sugarcane which are plants. Milk comes from cows who eat plants. Hell everything is a salad if you use that logic.

[–] SonsOfElendil 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

For real. Fats are so fucking dumb. Too much lard in the brain

[–] vastrightwing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] DivesSigma_bot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't forget vodka

[–] Apexbreed 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Opium comes from a plant, and heroin comes from that opium. Heroin is salad. The end. Of life.

[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Chocolate is actually good for you. It's all the sugar in it that makes it bad and also makes it taste good.

[–] MoltenFat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Try 99% cocoa solid chocolate, which means it is for all practical purposes devoid of sugar. It's fucking expensive, I have bought 50 g for 3 €; the same money can you buy 300 g of Milka, which is considered one of the most popular brands of regular chocolate here.

Removing the sugar from chocolate removes its hyper-palatability. Trust me, you are not tempted to devour it in order to give you an endorphine fix like with regular chocolate. Taking only two small 5 g squares of that chocolate in your mouth, one in each cheek, and have them slowly melt, is pure bliss. Try it one time if you haven't already!

[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ohh yessss. That's chocolate porn. Did you mean the 99% from Lindt or another? Got any tips? :)

[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like to take a tiny bite, sip my hot coffee and let it melt in my mouth. Good shit.

[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My favorite type of chocolate is 90% dark. Although I could eat like even 4 squares for a snack. It's absolutely delicious and not guilt food.

[–] love_rape 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Damnit you're making me feel hungry now, and I've already planned my meals for the day!

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They can never lose weight even though all they eat are salads.

[–] organicmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Too much salad gives me explosive diarrhea. I have to be very careful with the dosage, like doing heroin. For real you guys, made a mistake last night. My mom brought me some when she came over yesterday. Having a ham mindset just for one night can have some real consequenses. I have been through so much this morning.

[–] JelDeRebel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I knew this hot thai exchange student. she used to say "cheese makes you fat, chocolat doesn't" by the end of the year she had gained a size or 2

[–] GutterTrash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Didn't the government declare pizza a vegetable? Shockingly enough, this classification does not nullify the fact that an entire pie can have thousands of calories.

[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I remember something about trying to count pizza sauce as a vegetable in school lunches a long time ago. Ridiculous on so many levels, especially since tomatoes are fruit.

[–] deployable 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Back in the early '80s, USDA surplus food program donated to schools. Way to keep farm prices stable by buying up excess. Yes, Reagan publicly defended ketchup as being a vegetable, in order to get the "2 veggies per lunch" or whatever requirement it was. Press pounced on him. A triple cheeseburger with onion, ketch, pickle, and a scrap of wilted iceberg should be thinning people down since 4 servings, right?

[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is so retarded that I can’t find much else to say about it.

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