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[–] shitlordnurse 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

yeah it gets buried in the suprapubic fat, AKA "fupa." Trick I learned if you can't find the penis is to have the patient lie flat than use one hand to push down on their fupa and it should pop up like a toddler being bounced off a trampoline.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Trick I learned if you can't find the penis is to have the patient lie flat than use one hand to push down on their fupa and it should pop up like a toddler being bounced off a trampoline.

I am laughing so hard at this right now because you compared it to a toddler being bounced off a trampoline. ROFLMAO That imagery of their micropenis popping out after you push their FUPA down OMFG! XD

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[–] Lilacaxe [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lol. No offense but that is hilariously disgusting. I will pass on that advice to my friend.

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[–] butitwasmesombra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How can you do that? I mean, it probably grosses me out more because I am an heterosexual male, but I really can't imagine myself pushing down on some fat dude's FUPA so his dick appears out of nowhere, and then dealing with said dick for medical reasons. I wouldn't be able to do that, even if my life depended on it; oh, and for comparison, my job consists on running headfirst into fires and floods.

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[–] shitlordnurse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol idk I don't really get disgusted with body things anymore. Except the smell of certain gastrointestinal conditions that cause especially foul diarrhea. also I swear to god the smell molecules of gangrene stick inside your nose long after I've gone home.

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[–] Ashra 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

oh wow, grossss. Bless you, I would have quit the first day I had to push a fupa to find a penis.