So my best friend told me she is into fat dudes. Probably because she is overweight herself and she wants to feel petite. I told her I would not tolerate a fat man. If my significant other so much as gains 10 pounds I'm going to say something and expect him to do same if it was me. This pissed her off. "Shallow, blah,blah,blah. Medical conditions,blah,blah,blah.
Aging,blah,blah,blah. I don't know if we should be friends, blah,blah,blah."
When she started working at a nursing home as a CNA she couldn't help but noticed how small most of her residents penises are. Because my friend is a virgin , I initially was like
"Well, duh, flaccid dicks aren't usually that big. 3 inch is average for a flaccid one."
" But they are barely an inch..... "
"Are the barely there guys fat?"
" ....yeah..... "
"What about the thin residents?"
" ............... "